The 10 Most Shockingly Bizarre Conservatives Of All Time

I picked them and it sure was not easy. The conservative platform of today is crazy enough. So I selected a top ten list of those who took the crazy to highest level. Most of? the people (if you wish to consider them people) are probably obvious choices. Some may think lists like these have been done to death. Well with this much crazy, I don’t think it can be stressed enough. So hold on to your sanity and brain cells its going to be a crazy ride as we count them down.


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10.?Senator Rand Paul? R-Kentucky

This man jumped on the crazy train in college and never got off. His first and not last but most notable act of psycho was kidnapping a classmate in the name of his god Aqua Buddha. While this hasn’t been talked about since the 2008 Republican Primaries it should never be forgotten and should for ever immortalize this man in the top 10 of crazy.


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9. Carl Paladino

You can see the psycho in his eyes. During his failed gubernatorial campaign against current New York Governor Andrew Cuomo he gave us? a look inside his warped mind. His antics include violently berating and threatening a news reporter and to top off the display of his criminally insane behavior, his concession speech included threatening the Governor with a baseball bat in so many words. He is now on the Buffalo Board Of Education. The fact that this guy is responsible for the education of children is beyond terrifying.


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8. Kirk Cameron

He started out with a successful child acting career. Then at the age of 17 caught the crazy . He is a born again crazy (as a Christian I refuse to acknowledge him as such). He had nothing but potential until he drank Ray Comfort’s crazy Kool-Aid. Now he is reduced to making terrible movies about the rapture and saving? Christmas. However, the crazy does not even begin there. Oh no. This man has some pretty insane theories on evolutionary biology that the voices in his head make him promote on Fox News. Mr. Cameron you are not a scientist but you play one in real life.


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7. Curtis Sliwa

This man founded an organization? dedicated to making city streets safer. A good idea in theory a bad idea in practice when you have a nut like this as the head of the operation. Would you trust someone this immature to lead a community? I would hope not.


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6.?Anita Bryant

She was insanely homophobic even by 1970s standards. She is best known for crappy pop music, orange juice commercials, and her psychotic war against LGBT rights. She compared homosexuality to pedophilia in this psychotic rant: “What these people really want, hidden behind obscure legal phrases, is the legal right to propose to our children that theirs is an acceptable alternate way of life. […] I will lead such a crusade to stop it as this country has not seen before.” Of course her crazy came with a backlash in the form of a pie in the face. After that she cried crocodile tears and condescendingly prayed for the nameless awesome pie throwing dude.


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5.?Michelle Malkin

This Fox News commentator and conservative blogger is her own brand of crazy. Its obvious the actually believes the nonsensical, myopic, and delusional rhetoric she spits out on the day to day. She even had the chutzpah to write a book about liberals called Unhinged. Well its not uncommon for a crazy person to call other people crazy. This is only one of her crazy moments but youtube is flooded with them. She also once attacked First Lady Michelle Obama’s dead aunt. Stay classy Miss Malkin.


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4.?Sarah Palin

She ran for VP in 2008 and lost after seeing her antics on national TV all I can say is thank G-d. This woman is crazy and stupid at the same time. Her only saving grace is that she is a political comedy gold mine.


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3.?Pastor James David Manning

You may remember him from his insane statements about Obama’s presidency and you may be aware of his one man war on Starbucks. This guy is an insane late with a double shot of psycho with whipped crazy on top with a craze-sant on the side. He served time in prison in the past. If he had plead insanity that probably wouldn’t have happened. Any jury would easily buy that defense from him.? There are just not enough puns to describe his daftness. Not even in my repertoire. He claims “Obama unleashed the “homo demons” the only thing demonic here is this guys level of insanity. His fantasies of sodomite semen are not nearly as bad as the crazy juice he drinks in the morning. His youtube channel should be mandatory viewing for all abnormal psychology majors.


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2.?Michele Bachmann

They say eyesare the window into the soul. However, in the case of Former Representative Bachmann they are the first sign of her insanity. Her harebrained conspiracy theories? also make her daftness indisputable and the possibility she has a thing for self mutilation: “This cannot pass. What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. “This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.” Freudian slip much?? There are also lovely videos like this.


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1. Glenn Beck

No list of crazy conservatives would be complete without the sultan of psycho, king of crazy, the emperor of unhinged! This guy is all kinds of crazy. I? mean literally all kinds. Just watch this and you’ll see. He enjoys long walks on the beach, insane conspiracy? theories,? and creepily scribbling on a chalk board like in the movie “A Beautiful Mind”. However, unlike Glenn Beck Dr. John Nash was an extremely intelligent man with a treatable mental illness. I’ll say it before an I’ll? say it again crazy is NOT treatable it is forever. You Mr. Beck are the craziest of them all.

 

Dave Christopher resides in Harlem with his partner actress and musician Carla Ogden.Together they are dedicated to many progressive causes. He is a fan of the New York Giants and a professional wrestling enthusiast. He loves music and biking.