1. “God is fair.” -Ben Carson
Of course it goes without explanation that this is a complete and utter joke. Ben Carson may have done terribly in the Republican debate, but at least he made a joke of himself.
2. “It [gay marriage] is not anymore [settled] than Dred Scott was settled to Abraham Lincoln.” -Rick Santorum
This is indeed hilarious, but also disgusting. Santorum said this after he was asked if he thought gay marriage was settled law. However I think the worst part about this is that I don’t find it surprising that someone in the Republican Party is saying it.
3. “Honestly Megyn, if you don’t like it, I’m sorry. I’ve been very nice to you although I could probably maybe not be, based on the way you have treated me.” -Donald Trump
Hearing something like this from Donald Trump is not that surprising, but it does make for a good laugh. Seeing Trump assault his fellow Republicans is a trade mark of his that just keeps getting funnier and funnier. I will really miss this kind of humor once Trump’s voice is silenced by a landslide defeat.
4. “We need to build a wall, and it has to be built quickly. And I don’t mind having a big beautiful door in that wall so that people can come into this country legally.” -Donald Trump
Maybe this worked in China hundreds of years ago, but Mr. Trump if you really want a wall so bad please proceed to build a time machine and help build the Wall of China.
5. “I also think we need a fence, but if El Chapo can build a tunnel under that fence, we need to deal with that.” –Marco Rubio
Huh? Hello….. Mr. Rubio, are you okay? However Rubio may have been on to something here. El Chapo could very well be more intelligent than the Mongols
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