I’ve always been amazed by the work of police sketch artists. They take a verbal description of a person and within a few minutes produce a rendering that is often used to search for a suspect or missing person.
But not all sketch artists are talented. And here are 10 that look like they just phoned it in:
#1 Police were looking for this “man” in connection with “lewd comments and gestures to a woman jogger.”
No one said the suspect was a female jogger, but perhaps the artist misunderstood.
#2 This is apparently a very detailed sketch of a suspect in Delaware.
“Yes, and he had a turtleneck sweater pulled all the way up to his nose, officer.”
#3 Somehow, police were able to find this man convicted of bank robbery with this sketch.
First thing that popped into my head when I saw this one: “King of the Hill.”
#4 This was a murder suspect. Apparently he murdered a porcupine, then put it on top of his head as a disguise.
#5 Wolfman was wanted by police in Woodbridge, Virginia.
#6 His face looked like this?! Really?
Only one problem: This guy has no face!
#7 This distinctive hat will make it incredibly easy to catch this suspect.
Yeah, we got the hat, but do you recall anything else about him?
#8 Police sketches are always at least 1% accurate!
The sketch looks like something a beginning art student would draw when told to sketch a face. Any face will do.
#9 Did the witness mention that this suspect was giving major side-eye during the robbery?
Hey, what are you looking at? Maybe he escaped from a Funky Winkerbean cartoon!
#10 Is there a reason that this suspect appears so zen?
Yeah, he’s violent, but in a laid back kinda way.
h/t and All Images: ILykeFunny
