Oh, Queerty, we love you so. For so many reasons, but at this moment? For this awesome flowchart.
You guys be sure to read the hilarious comments. This is my fave, from David Adier:
2015: While in jail, Kim Davis is visited by Mike Huckabee. It’s love at first site. Kim and Mike carry on a secret romance until after the Presidential election. Huckabee wins. They each divorce their spouses and marry each other immediately. That is how Kim Davis became the First Lady of the United States of America. #murica