Christian Author Warns Women Will Lose Their Salvation If They Engage In Self-Pleasure

Women everywhere, beware! A Christian author and publisher by the name of Mack Major says that millions of you are losing your salvation if you dare to use sex toys to pleasure yourself, which Major called “a direct path to Satan.”

Yep, you read that right. But wait, there’s so much more from this incredibly stupid man:

“Too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate. Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.

“Masturbation is a direct path to Satan. There’s nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so.”

While he was at it, Major also gave a little history lesson, telling those who visited the Eden Decoded Facebook page that the ancient city of Pompeii was destroyed because it was:

“Completely engulfed in a culture of pornography, homosexuality, wild orgies and the worship of the little god with the huge member known as Priapus.”

Then Mack Major (which sounds oddly like a sexual position found in some obscure book) directly warned all the women in his audience:

“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life.

“As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”

I’m sure they’d love to listen to you, Mack, but they’re too busy laughing uncontrollably and reaching into the drawer of their night stands to prove you wrong.

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