Unfortunately, Donald Trump is still running for president.
One of his main claims is that he is such an amazing business man. He loves his name so much that he tries to attach it to EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERYTHING. He has tried to put his name on steaks, water, planes, and magazines.
All of these have failed. He also has had many real estate failings as well. Trump Mortgage failed. Trump University is facing fraud charges. He also tried his hand at a travel site, gotrump.com, which also folded. He even tried to bring out his own brand of Monopoly in 1989!
Buzzfeed contributed to this conversation by actually buying a bottle of Trump vodka, which is now discontinued. They actually spent $200 to get their hands on a bottle. When it came out, he called it “The World’s Finest Super Premium Vodka.” Adding that many adjectives to it doesn’t mean that it is good.
They described the bottle as matching Trump’s skin tone. They guessed that it might taste like “misogyny” and “inequality.” The general facial expressions were those of disgust. They also said we need to build a wall around it.
Trump said he got into the vodka game because:
“A great friend of mine was a founder of Grey Goose and what we’re going to do is to top it. I want to top them just because it’s fun to top my friends.”
Russia House, a bar in D.C., had this to say about Trump Vodka:
“We’ve had it in stock for five years. It’s never sold. But now that he’s running for president we thought we have a chance to get rid of the vodka…and maybe make some money.”
“We thought it was going to work. Trump vodka is kind of expensive—not because it’s good, but because it’s rare. So we tried to play this card. We made an announcement and tried to sell it for more than the average [cocktail], but no one wants to pay for it.”
Here is a video of some Buzzfeed people trying this “premium” drink:
Featured image via Twitter.
