When viewers of the Maury Povich Show saw Searcy Hayes on TV, they were convinced it was GOP presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz in drag.
Searcy Hayes, a Mississippi resident, was on Maury after her fiance accused her of cheating on him (hey, a cheating scandal, just like Ted has!). But Maury’s legendary lie detector test and DNA test proved that Hayes’ baby was indeed her fiance’s baby, so she’s a lot more honest than Teddy boy.
But it was after the show that the real fun and drama began. People started comparing her to Cruz and she’s become a viral sensation.
For her part, Hayes had never heard of Ted Cruz before all this happened, she told Maury in a short video broadcast on Facebook.
“I had never heard of Ted Cruz. The only one I have ever heard of was Donald Trump.”
Maury asked her:
“Are you Ted Cruz’s sister?”
Hayes responded with this epic-ness:
“No! I mean, you know, why all of a sudden, if I am, just saying if I am, Maury, why is everybody bringing him in my life.”
She continued:
“In my eyes, I’m not [Cruz’s sister]. Why would everybody compare me to a president? You know, being related to a president?”
Hayes doesn’t think she looks like Cruz at all. From the Daily Mail:
“The eyes are different. He has got a bigger nose than me. Nothing on there looks the same.”
She does say, however, that she’s willing to undergo a DNA test to see if she’s related to Cruz, and if it shows that she is, she hopes to be a part of his life.
And now it’s going to get better. Apparently Searcy Hayes is going to do a sex tape. Really. From HuffPo:
Being an internet meme doesn’t pay the bills, though, so the “female Ted Cruz” is hoping to capitalize on her newfound internet stardom by filming a porn scene.
X-Hamster, a popular porn website, has offered to pay Hayes and her fiance $10,000 for a 6-minute sex tape.
Hayes says that she’s made sex tapes privately, but this will be her first pro job.
BUT….how does her fiance feel about this? From HuffPo:
“We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married,” he says. “I never had anyone say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape.’”
Yeah, they’re going to do all that with $10K.
And he continued with this:
“It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna!” he said. “I’m with a star.”
The couple has to make the video before they can collect the money, though. Hayes and her fiance are researching the best way to use an iPhone to make a video.
Well, folks, this is what a Trump voter looks like, I guess, and it explains why so many people do vote for Trump. It’s what we’ve known all along: name recognition. But Hayes says she would never vote for someone she doesn’t know personally.
“I’m not gonna stick my neck out there if I don’t know you.”
Alrighty.
Prior to this, Hayes made money cleaning houses, and her fiance receives SSI.
Here’s the thing. Yeah, this is funny. It’s crazy. But this young woman obviously isn’t fully coherent. Someone needs to step in here. Family, someone. She’s being exploited, and I like Maury but his line of questioning here made me uncomfortable. It was exploitative.
Watch below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ros6Dad-36w
