NSFW: Novelty Makeup Shaped Like Genitalia And It’s Awesome! (VIDEO)


There are all kinds of novelty adult gifts out there. If you go into a sex shop, you can find all kinds of things shaped like penises. Now, one company has made lipsticks shaped like realistic penises.

You can put a penis near your mouth anytime you want to with these handy novelties. Thanks to the wonder of the internet, you can buy these things online without having to embarrass yourself at an actual sex shop. This company, simply called Mushroom, would like to help you get some lip color and rub a penis on your mouth.

Obviously, these novelties are meant for things like bachelorette parties or just for a good joke as a gift to a good sport. They are selling all over Amazon for $18.50 for a set of 12 of them.

They felt the need to label them as a gag gift in case you didn’t realize that.

image via Amazon.com
image via Amazon.com

If you would like them personalized for a bachelorette party, one seller on Etsy has you covered.

These are fun to play with for a novelty gift. Just make sure to take it out of your makeup bag when you go to work. You wouldn’t want to accidentally whip one of these out in a business meeting.

One reviewer on Amazon said that they actually provided good color and are moisturizing. She said that they smell nice, too.

Here is one reviewer’s comment on them:

“These actually have a nice pigment and are moisturizing as well. I mean… I guess that makes sense. You’re putting a penis on your lips, so why wouldn’t they be moisturizing? I just laughed so hard… Pun so not intended.”

Here is another person that said her bachelorette party invitees loved them:

“Everyone absolutely loved these!!!! Several of the girls commented about how smooth it went on as well as how silky it felt on the lips…in fact some girls brought theirs to wear for the wedding itself because it was so pretty on!!! I highly recommend this product!!!”

Here is a video of a close-up on one of them for your viewing pleasure:

Featured image by Roco Julie via Flickr, available under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic license.

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