Whiny As* Sean Hannity Threatens To Sue CNN For Slander

On his pathetic excuse of a television show, Sean Hannity loves to talk about what a tough guy he is. He brags that he has martial arts training and is licensed to carry a handgun. As if we’re supposed to be impressed by that.

But now Hannity is acting like a child, whining and pouting, even going so far as to threaten CNN with a lawsuit for slander.

On his equally pathetic excuse of a radio show, Hannity announced yesterday:

“What does — how do I get an apology from CNN? Should I — I would love to sue them for slander when they say, ‘Oh he wants Hillary on her deathbed and dead when I said just the opposite. I know it’s hard to sue when you’re a public figure pretty much people can call you anything, and I’ve been called pretty much everything. But I’m thinking of suing them.”

All of this began when CNN’s Brian Stelter accused Hannity of spreading conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton’s health. The Fox News bottom-feeder was outraged by Stelter’s comments and called Stelter “a little pipsqueak.” Really, Sean? Pipsqueak was the best you could do?

It should be noted that Hannity recently suggested the Democratic nominee actually suffers from epilepsy, which has never been proven and flies in the face of the medical information Clinton released earlier this week.

So what could be Hannity’s real motive for causing such a ruckus? Well, his ratings are falling and he’s become irrelevant at Fox News, which is itself becoming a shell of its former self. Sean knows the ship is sinking, so he’s yelling “fire!” so he can distract from his own professional impotence.

Whiny, pathetic, fading into obscurity. All of those perfectly define Sean Hannity.

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