The ULTIMATE List Of 20 Nicknames For GOP A**hat Donald Trump (VIDEO)

NSFW: There is some coarse language in this piece.

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has created quite the sh*tstorm with his campaign. He has spent the entire year insulting people and spreading hate.

In case you need some comic relief, here are some of the funniest nicknames I could find for Donald Trump. These include names that celebrities have used, some I’ve used myself, and any other great names I could find.

1. Trumpkin

I’ve been using it a lot. Halloween is coming! Donald Trump will be your scariest Jack O’Lantern ever!

2. Pile Of Old Garbage Covered In Vodka Sauce

This one is courtesy of Trevor Noah on the Daily Show. It’s kind of long for a nickname, but it fits so well.

3. Cancer In A Wig

Another fitting one from Trevor Noah.

4. Racist Clementine

I know we talk about how orange Trump is a lot, but look at him. He’s really orange. Trevor Noah also said this one.

5. Short-Fingered Vulgarian

This came from an article by Graydon Carter for “Spy Magazine” 25 years ago. Apparently, Trump really hates this one because it implies that he has tiny man parts. Carter still gets the occasional letter from Donald Trump. They include a picture of the Donald with his hands circled in gold Sharpie.

6. The White Kanye

This one comes courtesy of Bill Maher.

7. Genghis Can’t

This is a sly history joke turned into a Trump joke.

8. Mango Mussolini

This is obviously referring to how fascist Trump is. Benito Mussolini took over Italy during World War II.

9. Cinnamon Hitler

Trevor Noah has used this one before.

10. Fuckface von Clownstick

This one is courtesy of Jon Stewart.

11. Vanilla ISIS

I’m dying! That’s hilarious.

12. The Angry Cheeto

He just has the right complexion for it.

13. Groper-in-Chief

This is a new one that has come out after the allegations of Trump harassing women.

14. Agent Orange

That one’s a bit easy, but it still fits.

15.The Shambling Sasquatch

This comes after the second debate where Trump was stalking Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.

16. Sniffles

He has been caught sniffing at both debates. It has sparked accusations of drug use against The Donald.

17. Alpha Molester

This one has come out recently since Trump has been accused of harassing women.

18. Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon

Someone is getting very creative.

19. Man-Baby

This one also comes courtesy of Jon Stewart.

20. Republican Rapture Inducer

Very creative and catchy.

Here is The Donald talking about the nicknames he created for his opponents in the primary:

https://youtu.be/5Ub98YouVmE

Featured image via YouTube screenshot.

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