Samantha Bee posed an interesting thought about Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump and why he hates the teleprompter on her show Full Frontal Halloween night and no one seems to have seen it.
There are a ton of conspiracy theories floating around about Hillary’s emails. There is rumors galore on her pending plans for grabbing everyone’s guns. And, of course, we can’t forget her involvement in the suspected murder of Vince Foster.
But what if all those are just a smoke and mirrors ruse for the sole purpose of hiding perhaps the biggest conspiracy theory of all: What if the reason Donald Trump hates the teleprompter is because he can’t read?
Liberal America has covered many Trump speeches where he speaks out against teleprompter use. He once even threw a temper tantrum because his wasn’t working right and he trashed it.
Bee builds a good case to support her conspiracy:
“You heard it here first – people are saying ‘Donald Trump can’t read.’ Specifically, people on my research staff. Now, before you accuse us of being a silly, late-night comedy show making cheap jokes about a presidential candidate ALLEGEDLY being illiterate, which we definitely are, WE HAVE EVIDENCE. So much evidence. The BEST evidence.”
Bee presents her examination of the evidence, introducing hearsay evidence and speculation that Trump hasn’t read a book in at least 20 years. A Trump supporter counters with:
“The average American hasn’t read a book in the last year.”
After pointing out that the signs have been right in front of us and we just haven’t seen them, Bee continues her examination of the evidence by shifting to Twitter and speculating on who types his Twitter posts for him.
And of course, Trump’s ever-present hatred of using a teleprompter.
Overall, Bee presents a convincing body of evidence to support this conspiracy theory. I think we ought to Alex Jones it and spread it everywhere over the next two days. We all know that we can’t afford to have a president that might not be able to read security briefings and things like “Don’t Press This Red Button!”
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