It’s Monday morning, so it must be time for the always insecure and illegitimate American head of state to assert himself via Twitter and demand that we all respect him for the serious (snicker) and decisive (uproarious laughter) leader he is.
In recent weeks, it has been suggested that the real power broker in the White House is neo-Nazi minister of propaganda Steve Bannon, the former CEO of Breibart.com. Insecure little man-child that he is, Trump felt the need to go on social media and clarify a few things:
I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it. Some FAKE NEWS media, in order to marginalize, lies!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2017
You gotta love the “accumulation of data” line. In Trump’s addled brain, that probably means he watches Fox News for fifteen minutes, goes on Twitter, then calls Bannon down to the Oval Office to ask him what his next move should be.
Others on social media wasted no time ripping the Cheeto-in-Chief to shreds:
Calm down, Fredo. pic.twitter.com/dS12XY0NEW
— Cher (@thecherness) February 6, 2017
Awww @realDonaldTrump did President Bannon let you play with your phone again?! How sweet!
— Emily Colucci (@emilycolucci) February 6, 2017
.@realDonaldTrump I'm not sure watching Fox News segments counts as "an accumulation of data." pic.twitter.com/uGQipJbE8C
— Keegan Stephan (@KeeganNYC) February 6, 2017
President Bannon is going to be mad when he sees this tweet.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) February 6, 2017
By "accumulation of data" do you mean brain farts from your crooked, orange head?
— Mike P Williams ? (@Mike_P_Williams) February 6, 2017
Yea, sure you do @realDonaldTrump! pic.twitter.com/C91AyqLMzV
— Khary Penebaker, Fx (@kharyp) February 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/Z_Everson/status/828577255135838208
Data says no. pic.twitter.com/nJnykVppZw
— Flint's Water (Donate: www.unitedwaygenesee.org) (@HannaFlint) February 6, 2017
Yeah, you’re in charge, Donnie. Now be a good boy and give the phone back to Big Steve so you can work on your coloring books.
h/t Raw Story
Featured Image Via The Independent.uk
