Trump’s Beady-Eyed Propaganda Weasel Spicer FLIPS OUT Over Reporters’ Wiretap Questions (AUDIO)

President Donald Trump’s personal creepy squinty-eyed lying android (also known as White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer) recently held an off-camera press gaggle where he where he tried to ward off questions about his bosses wild wiretapping accusations like a drunken clown trying to juggle sharp knives.

The good news for Spicer is that he managed to walk away without nicking any major arteries. The bad news is that his boss continues to toss more knives at him.

The latest set of knives are allegations that President Barack Obama had Trump Tower bugged. Trump made these allegations around 5:30 a.m. EST on Saturday morning after reading a “super-legit” report from Breitbart. The president then went on a tirade about what a “bad (or sick)” person Obama is for trying to spy on his operation during the campaign.

Of course, Trump had no solid evidence that Obama did any such thing. However, our president doesn’t seem to allow facts to obscure a good distraction… Um, I mean important issue.

Spicer also addressed the president’s recent comments at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) concerning the media’s use of unnamed sources. During his CPAC speech, Trump belittled the media for using anonymous sources, even suggesting that they “shouldn’t be allowed” to use them in reports. However, when reporters asked Spicer about Trump’s comments, the discussion quickly pivoted to his boss’s unsubstantiated wiretapping accusations.

This began when Spicer tried to chastise the media, stating:

“People start taking things as fact because a series of off-the-record and anonymous sources … We have started to become a series of believing all these stories, and yet, I’ve addressed this in the past, there’s nothing there to substantiate. At some point, I would ask people to take on-the-record sources and quotes as important as the countless numbers of anonymous, off-the records.”

However, Trump’s sunken-eyed puppet failed to realize that he just opened the door for a topic he did not want to discuss when a reporter asked:

“So, explain this to me then … You’re talking about not using anonymous sources — what is, then, the sourcing of the president’s tweet on Saturday? Does he believe it’s a FISA warrant?”

RED ALERT. DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DEFLECT DEFLECT!

Spicer’s non-defense-defense of the indefensible is truly something to behold.

The Press Secretary quickly snapped back:

“There’s no cameras. You can slow it down.”

He went on to claim that their numerous reports that “are out there” with reputable “individuals and sources” and everything. In other words, if you look at the sun really hard for 10-minutes (something Spicer looks like he does every day), you’ll see the connections. It’s almost amusing to see Spicer’s frustration as though he’s explaining a rational explanation to non-comprehending children, as opposed to trying to get absolute nonsense over on experienced journalists.

At some point, you have just to laugh at the absurdity of Trump’s administration, or else the next four years will drive you mad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOfX3InIyaY

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