An internet troll took to Twitter because President Donald Trump pretends to be such a good Christian. He talked about religion a lot during his campaign. He once pointed out and ridiculed non-Christians during one of his many rallies.
He once asked the people at a rally to raise their hands if they were not Christian Conservatives, and then he asked if “we should keep them.” How very tolerant of someone running for president.
A Twitter user, Jordan Uhl, tweeted pictures of Jesus with Trump-tweet style captions. Here are a few of them:
Here is Republican Jesus saying that he just can’t feed everyone because he doesn’t want to waste resources.
'sorry, feeding you would be a waste of resources. i'm just not seeing results.' pic.twitter.com/o4Jt55iNt3
— ?low voter turnout? (@JordanUhl) March 16, 2017
We all know the Sermon on the Mount had, like, the biggest crowd of any sermon ever given.
"the FAKE NEWS won't report accurately on this but my sermon on the mount had the biggest crowd of any sermon ever." pic.twitter.com/stIcaxeV44
— ?low voter turnout? (@JordanUhl) March 17, 2017
Republican Jesus says that we have to cut our spending by forcing poor people who probably already have three jobs to “get a job.”
"i don't care if budget cuts hurt you, ezekiel. as it was, our spending was out of control. if you're struggling i suggest you get a job." pic.twitter.com/FZiA199T4c
— ?low voter turnout? (@JordanUhl) March 17, 2017
Trump’s Jesus wants to give salvation to even the haters and losers.
"yes it is i, jesus. i have risen and bring the gift of eternal life for all even the haters and losers." pic.twitter.com/yXkqsSSQMF
— ?low voter turnout? (@JordanUhl) March 17, 2017
Here is Bill Maher talking about what would happen if Jesus actually ran for the Republican Presidential nomination:
Featured image via Twitter.
