Just in case you missed the announcement, the new American ambassador to Great Britain has officially been named by President Trump. And his name is Woody Johnson.
You may now laugh and have whatever beverage you’re sipping come out of your nose.
Woody Johnson (snicker) is the owner of the New York Jets football team, and is probably a very nice man, but how in the world are any of us supposed to get past that name?
Twitter has been unable to stop guffawing since Mr. Johnson (smirk) was nominated to represent us in the United Kingdom, and some of the responses are almost as hilarious at Ambassador Johnson’s (giggle) unfortunate name. Take a look:
Trump's nomination for UK ambassador is called… Woody Johnson. pic.twitter.com/1z2wLQWKdu
— heartbeeps (@hrtbps) June 22, 2017
Hey – don't make fun. Woody Johnson has a hard job. We can't have an ambassador who's going to go all soft on us.
— ? ?Shaun HEX ? ? (@shaunmjex) June 23, 2017
I hear Woody has a lot of spunk, which is the reason he is now in this post. Trump likes that attribute.
— ThisSaudiArabianLife (@alistairgoold) June 22, 2017
Trump has nominated Woody Johnson for UK ambassador, narrowly beating Dick Hard and Eric Shone
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) June 23, 2017
Queen: "Woody?"
WJ "Sorry ma'am, just pleased to see you"— That Remainer Andy (@andy_webbo) June 23, 2017
He'll make sure we don't get shafted
— ✨Vote November 6th✨ (@glch_arding) June 23, 2017
If there was ever someone who desperately needed to change their name, it’s a dude name Woody Johnson. There’s a rumor that the ambassador’s chauffeur will be a gentleman with an impeccable reputation: Mr. Ben Dover.
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