Thursday evening, former Daily Show host Jon Stewart showed up at a show Dave Chappelle was doing at Radio City Music Hall, and he took the stage to hold forth on one of his favorite topics: President Trump, whom Stewart refers to as “Fuckface Von Clownstick”:
“Here’s some clues that he’s not a great guy. He lives in a building with his name on it in giant letters and he has a plane on it, with his name in giant letters. Good people don’t ride like that. You’re never like, ‘Hey, there’s the Mother Teresa Plane.'”
Then Stewart explained his personal beef with Trump:
“I’ll admit, like, I have a particular beef with him. So, all this shit is new to people. They’re like ‘Donald Trump is a racist?’ Four years ago, I come into the office one morning and I walk in and somebody says to me, ‘Dude, did you see what Trump tweeted about you?’ And I was trying to be cool so I was like, ‘F*ck Yeah! So he tweeted, ‘If John Leibowitz is so above it all, why did he change his name?’ Basically, saying to people, ‘Just so you know, he’s a Jew.'”
That, Stewart said, meant he had no choice but to respond to Trump, so he created a new name for him, too:
“He comes at me with ‘His name is Liebovitz.’ So I have some issues with my father. Things worked out. I changed my name. We don’t have to go there? The point is – so I don’t know what to do. So I get on the Comedy Central Twitter and I tweet back, ‘Did you know Donald Trump’s real name is F*ckface Von Clownstick?'”
As for Trump defending white nationalists and neo-Nazis at the Charlottesville rally by claiming there were “two sides,” Stewart had the perfect reply to that, also:
“The presence of two sides? There are two sides, motherf*cker? Two sides?
“I believe that they were called the Allied powers and the Axis powers. And we used to be with the Allied powers. This motherf*ker [Trump} signed a treaty that I don’t think any of us knew about.”
Thank you, Jon! We needed to hear that, and we can always hope it gets back to Trump so he can seethe over it while he’s on his extended vacation.
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