With all of the drama about birth control, I thought sharing a few funny quotes would be a relief. Here you go!
1. A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ~Carole Tabron
2. Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin
3. The best contraceptive is the word no – repeated frequently. ~Margaret Smith
4.?Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ~Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All
5. Familiarity breeds contempt – and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935
6. We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time. ~Arthur Hoppe
7. It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb
8. He no play-da-game. He no make-a-da rules! ~Earl Butz, referring to the Pope’s stricture against contraception
9. The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. ~Author Unknown
