A new week is upon us and with little to no effort I have already found someone to award the dubious honor of the Idiot Of The Day. This one involves a certain saying used by insecure man-children trapped in a d-bag’s body to fearfully distance themselves from any suspicion of homosexuality. So without any further ado I give you (insert drum roll here) D- bag with a Mustang from Alabama.
This d-bag was so insecure about his masculinity that not only did he feel the need to spend his money on an expensive gas guzzling muscle car, but he felt the need to display “No Homo” on his license plate.
In all honesty, I wasn’t quite sure about who to award Idiot Of The Day?t,o this d-bag or the State of Alabama for allowing this. It was close. However, the State Of Alabama is our runner- up. The use of “NoHomo” is a fairly recent trend. It is used because many guys are so insecure about their masculinity that they use it in casual conversation, mostly when complimenting another guy’s body or touching another guy. It is proof that while many societies progress, they can regress, to0. In 2014?men (if you can call them that) are so homophobic that they feel the constant need to distance themselves from being gay at all costs.
I have a few questions that I would love to ask this guy. How bad is your love life? Does the idea of gender equality freak you out? Are you a member of a Men’s Rights group? How often do you use the word bro? Do tanning salons make up a huge chunk of your budget? Do you have an awful tribal tattoo that you got on the? sole basis of in your words “Bro it looks totally sweet”? Do you find yourself uttering the phrase “suns out guns out”? I can only guess what you look like, but I can safely assume this is a pretty educated guess.
There you have it folks — the Idiot Of The Day. Stay tuned.
