BREAKING: Reports Out That ‘Pervy’ Ted Cruz Caught Cheating With 5 Secret Mistresses

The National Enquirer is reporting that Republican presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz is hiding five different mistresses and Twitter is aflame with #CruzSexScandal.

OK I know….it’s The Enquirer. But as pointed out by the likes of Business Insider, the Enquirer has broken a lot of huge stories like this, effectively destroying the careers of politicians Gary Hart and John Edwards.

From the web article:

“Private detectives are digging into at least five affairs Ted Cruz supposedly had,” claimed a Washington insider. 

“The leaked details are an attempt to destroy what’s left of his White House campaign!” 

The ENQUIRER reports that Cruz’s claimed mistresses include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney!

I’ve not bought the paper from the newsstand, which apparently has the full list of ladies. Here’s a screengrab I found over at Crooks and Liars:

Crooks and Liars
Crooks and Liars

Incidentally, the Crooks author has a sneakin’ suspicion that:

“Trump dropped a whole lot of garbage over at the Enquirer to discredit Ted Cruz, and that sense is backed up even more by the fact that one of the lovely ladies is supposedly Donald Trump’s spokeswoman. That’s just a little too convenient.”

We’ll see. I guess stay tuned. I’ll keep you guys posted.

Tiffany Willis Clark is a fifth-generation Texan and the founder and editor-in-chief of Liberal America and An unapologetic member of the Christian Left, she had a long and successful career actively working with at-risk youth, people struggling with poverty and unemployment, and disadvantaged and oppressed populations. She’s passionate about their struggles. In 2011, she made the decision to pursue her dreams and become a full-time writer. Connect with her on LinkedIn, follow her on Twitter, and like her Facebook page.