WATCH: New Tiny Hands PAC Ads Want Trump To ‘Release The Measurements’


It’s a really dangerous time to be an American, begins the new “Release the Measurements” television ad from the Americans Against Insecure Billionaires with Tiny Hands super PAC. With the dangers in mind, the super PAC asks some tough questions of Donald Trump (R-N.Y.) and his extra-tiny hands designed to determine if he can truly “handle” being president and commander in chief of the United States.

AAIBWTH released the ad in the Washington D.C., Maryland, and Virginia areas, but anyone watching MSNBC June 17 got a treat, as the All In With Chris Hayes show aired it nationally.

Katie Nguyen, spokesperson for the super PAC, explains the ad and the organization’s intent, saying:

We need to raise awareness as to the dangers and risks of Donald Trump having tiny hands.”

Although it began as a parody, AAIBWTH’s intent and temerity to troll The Donald relentlessly are very real, and they won’t let Trump take the White House without a fight. At very least not without forcing Trump to prove that his hands won’t be a hindrance to the job, or our national security. On that note, the site says:

With our national security at risk, Donald Trump must release his official hand measurements to the American people. Only when his finger length and palm girth are public can the American people confidently cast their ballots.”

Americans Need To Know…

Full of “handle this” puns, the ad features three Americans who question The Donald’s physical abilities, most of which us normal-handed people take for granted.

First up, the phone call:

Parodied from a 2008 ad released by former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.), it says,

If the White House phone rings at 3 am, could his little hands even pick up the receiver?”

We can’t have a president who can’t physically answer those all-important red line calls, can we?

Second up, being a deal maker or breaker:

The Donald constantly brags about how he is the “greatest” businessman who gets “bestest’ deals.

How can he create jobs if his hands are too small to shake on the deal? It’s time our country learned every inch of the truth.”

Not shaking a friends’ hand or not shaking on a deal offends people, and could lead to an all out war, so Americans need to know if we’re going to have a president who can’t shake hands, and prepare for martial law.

The last question, asked by an American guy wearing an Army t-shirt asks has what is probably the single most important question of all:

Americans have the right to know if The Donald’s hands can physically push that all important button.

When he [Trump] decides to launch his nuclear war, will his stubby fingers even be able to push the button all the way down?”

Whoa! Trump campaigned on the issue of nuclear weapons, so he should have realsed it’s only fair that he reassure Americans that his tiny hands can push that button if the time ever comes.

Who’s Behind Tiny Hands PAC?

AAIBWTH was founded in Portland, Oregon, and got its start as the Donald Trump Has Tiny Hands PAC.

It capitalized on a tiff between The Donald and Senator Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) during the March GOP Debate and as they discussed the size of their man-parts on national television as if the topic were always a normal part of the candidate selection process, Americans were reminded just how much of a joke this crop of candidates is.

The joke began more than 25 years ago, according to the Daily Beast, when,

In the 1980s, the satirical magazine Spy began referring to Trump as a ‘short-fingered vulgarian.'”

Trump was having none of the super PAC, and actually likes to think that he forced the Federal Election Commission to make it change its name. The FEC rules forced the super PAC to change its name, though – not Trump, who is powerless over the FEC.

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Image: Screenshot Of Data Via The Center For Responsive Politics

 

AAIBWTH PAC operates as any other does. It raises money, creates ads, buys air time, and even files real legal paperwork with the FEC. In fact, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, AAIBWTH PAC raised $1,752 as March 31, and has just over $1,800 cash on hand.

The March GOP debate brought up the topic of Trump’s tiny hands, to pull in younger audiences and  and The Ellen Show followed suit. The original Donald Trump Has Tiny Hands PAC caught on soon after that.

Watch The Ellen Show ssegment on The Donald’s tiny hands here:

Watch the full Release the Measurements video to get the full dose of funny:

 

 

Featured Image Screenshot Of Trump Has Tiny Hands PAC Video Via YouTube.