F**k It! I’m Taking A Xanax. This Election Day Is Kicking My Ass

Fuck It! I’m Taking A Xanax.

I can’t handle this. One minute, I’m fine… Every fiber in my being knows Hillary Clinton is our next president. I’m elated, calm and getting some good work done.

Then I glance up at the TV, and there’s that prick Rudy Giuliani — screaming like a possessed hyena on crack. Losing it on MSNBC, yapping his trap off that all the polling places are rigged, Trump’s filing lawsuits, and then he starts spewing out lie after lie about the Clinton campaign. Completely rabid, he refuses to answer any of Katy Tur’s questions over Trump’s supporters calling for Hillary’s assassination, pivoting only to how awful we on the Left are.  Calling us violent thugs, and all kinds of other crap. Normally I just become transfixed by his nasty dentures, never hearing an actual word he says.

But this time, I just burst into tears.

Trump supporters are NEVER going to accept tonight’s results! They are such a vile sub-species. They do not deserve to be called humans, much less Americans. Bipedal bigots are what they are.

And don’t even get me started on religion… They are the furthest thing from Christianity in this country. They are not followers of Christ — they are ChrISIS. (Christian Sharia Law is their ultimate goal.)

The only silver lining?

Thousands of them will form an uprising. They have made it very clear: If Trump doesn’t win, they will be using 2nd Amendment remedies to come after us.

Good! We’ll then have the privilege of seeing our Obama drones in action. A White trash culling has been #7 on my prayer list since the day Trump entered the race. I have a feeling I’ll be checking that one off my list very soon.

It should actually be a government-sanctioned PPV event!

The entire country would pay a bucket to see that. We’d cut our national debt in half over night! ~Amen

 

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