Yes, this is really a thing. No, this is not satire. You really can order your own Donald Trump teddy bear, complete with weird ass hair. It’s dubbed “Trumpy Bear.”
Watch this crazy video, which features people from all professions and walks of life talking about how this quite grotesque Trump teddy bear has changed their lives. Firefighters, business owners, etc…
Trumpy Bear features:
- Only two payments of $19.95
- Comes with certificate of authenticity
- Complete with cozy flag themed blanket tucked into his back
- Also available as a golf club cover
- Made in China, because of course
Trumpy Bear, Made in China, for 'nationalist' Donald Trump. Is this one of @IvankaTrump's recently approved trademarks in China? Also note, a $40 teddy bear 'not for children under 12'….. pic.twitter.com/SjjY1buV8y
— Eva Golinger (@evagolinger) November 12, 2018
Twitter reactions to Trumpy Bear:
Trumpy Bear is just like Tickle Me Elmo except when you squeeze him it says, “Fake news!”
— Michael Blackman (@mikerblackman) November 12, 2018
I thought Trumpy Bear was a fever dream I had when I passed out watching TV on the couch last Christmas and woke up to informercials and it's returned a year later to haunt me once again as a reality https://t.co/JlhM6CALlC
— MITCHY (@MITCHELLBIZZAY) November 12, 2018
I feel like Trumpy Bear is Vladimir Putin’s term of endearment for Donald Trump post coitus. https://t.co/BCRSe76Rwo
— julian chwang (@ChwangJulian) November 12, 2018
Yes, it's real. No, we don't know why.https://t.co/kV9FtG2hsl
— snopes.com (@snopes) November 12, 2018
And the best pun ever.
Wow Trumpy Bear is real. And here we all were thinking Trump was…..unbearable? pic.twitter.com/ru23vC87Y8
— John Bolmeier (@johnthebolmeier) November 12, 2018
Who is this the perfect gift for? Your crazy conservative uncle (or father). Your toddler who would chew its ears off in a short period of time. Your dog to tear up. Or the person you really love to hate.
Trumpy Bear is made by Exceptional Products in Dallas, Texas. I called and yes, this is really a thing, and it’s also been verified by Snopes. Trumpy Bear is legit. Wow.
