Read The Bonkers 6-Page Letter Trump Sent To Pelosi Begging End To Impeachment

On Tuesday, Pres. Donald “Crybaby” Trump sent a six-page letter to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) objecting to the impeachment process. In short, he said that Democrats in Congress have “cheapened the importance of the very ugly word.”

Unfortunately, he’s a day late and a dollar short (just like he was in all of his business dealings) because the impeachment vote is tomorrow. In the letter, he basically projected and accused House Democrats of doing exactly what he’s about to be impeached for doing: “unprecedented and unconstitutional abuse of power.”

Dear Pres. Butthurt: I don’t think that means what you think it means.

In the letter, he actually calls the impeachment (which is going to be formalized by a vote tomorrow) an “impeachment fantasy.” No. See, a fantasy is something that’s not real. What’s happening tomorrow is very very real. Deliciously real.

“It is time for you and the highly partisan Democrats in Congress to immediately cease this impeachment fantasy and get back to work for the American People. While I have no expectation that you will do so, I write this letter to you for the purpose of history and to put my thoughts on a permanent and indelible record,” Trump wrote.

“Immediately cease.” (Giggle)

Trump used the letter to list his own achievements, bash Robert Mueller (again), and to “rant and rave” as Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) put it.

“This is nothing more than an illegal, partisan attempted coup that will, based on recent sentiment, badly fail at the voting booth. You are not just after me, as President, you are after the entire Republican Party,” Trump wrote. “History will judge you harshly as you proceed with this impeachment charade.”

Actually, history may or may not remember our amazing Speaker Pelosi. Who actually remembers Speakers from previous decades? But what history will remember is that this mofo was I M P E A C H E D. Woot!

“You are the ones interfering in America’s election. You are the ones subverting America’s Democracy. You are the ones Obstructing Justice,” Trump wrote. “You are the ones bringing pain and suffering to our Republic for your own selfish personal, political, and partisan gain.”

Why is “Obstructing” and “Justice” capitalized in that sentence? Nice use of the Oxford Comma, though. But ouch on all of the double spaces after periods. An editor’s nightmare. Ugh.

“More due process was afforded to those accused in the Salem Witch Trials,” Trump wrote Tuesday.

That would be a lie. However, unlike the poor accused witches, Trump was absolutely invited to the House party, and BTW, he declined to chime in officially and share his side of the story.

“Before the Impeachment Hoax, it was the Russian Witch Hunt.”

Most unnecessary capitalization. But he had a good reason for writing it, he said.

“One hundred years from now, when people look back at this affair, I want them to understand it, and learn from it, so that it can never happen to another President again.”

Here’s our Speaker’s reaction to the letter: “no reaction…it’s ridiculous” and “really sick.”

Here’s the letter for you to read for yourself. Be sure to scroll to the bottom of this article to read Twitter’s reaction to this dummy’s letter to Speaker Pelosi. But as you read the letter, keep this in mind: it’s not for you. It’s for his ignorant base.

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