Earlier today, we wrote an article detailing Pres. Donald Trump’s bonkers letter to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi that basically begs her to not impeach him. In short, he just cries and cries and cries. You can read it at the bottom of the article if you have a lot of patience, a strong stomach, and an hour of your life to spare that you’ll never get back.
Twitter reacted by calling for the 25th Amendment NOW (that’s the Amendment that removes crazy presidents from office), among other things. Scroll on down for Twitter’s full glorious reaction to #trumpletter.
That whole letter is exactly what my psycho ex wrote me (6 pages single spaced) after I broke up with him. #25thamendmentnow
— Liz Heywood (@LizHeywood1) December 17, 2019
So Trump's letter to Pelosi basically looks like this:#25thAmendmentNow #ImpeachmentEve #impeachment pic.twitter.com/YPBqkpHRWr
— M.D. Lafrance (@MD_Lafrance) December 17, 2019
Y'all, POTUS is not well. Can you imagine what the world is thinking while reading this hot mess? Once again, America is the #laughingstockoftheworld. The #25thamendmentnow!!!#ImpeachmentEve https://t.co/gaTHN5i7ut
— BlueTexan🎅🎄🇺🇸 (@lkjtexas) December 17, 2019
I did not have the Salem Witch Trials on my Trump Batshittery Bingo Card #25thAmendmentNow
— Kyle J. Ruggs (@K_Ruggs) December 17, 2019
#25thamendmentnow I've had this on my car since Feb, 2017. DO YOU HEAR ME NOW??? I've had big pickups try to drive me off the road.Brake-check me.Cut me off.Follow me.Flip me the bird. I will not remove it until Fuckface VonClownstick is removed from office, one way or another. pic.twitter.com/0ZVig7H0jt
— OttoFNKatz (@fn_katz) December 17, 2019
This is what I thought. #25thAmendmentNow https://t.co/TY8tgtIY7J
— Amy Aiello Lofgren (@azsweetheart013) December 17, 2019
Remove Trump! pic.twitter.com/FEP7Gw4rKv
— 🇨🇦🍁Cheryl🍁🇨🇦CANADA🍁🇨🇦 (@mini_bubbly) December 17, 2019
Nope.#25thAmendmentNow
He broke the law.
His pals broke the law for him.
54% of Americans want him impeached-the percentage rises EVERY day. pic.twitter.com/E3hiC5biKB— PirateLadyJane (@pirateladyjane) December 17, 2019
"Trump sends scorching letter"
"Trump sends blistering letter"
"Trump sends angry letter"No, no ,no. Just no.
TRUMP SENT A FUCKING BATSHIT CRAZY LETTER THAT SHOULD BE EXHIBIT A FOR THE #25thAmendmentNow .
Get it right, journos.
— PoliticalMama (@politicalmablog) December 17, 2019
Can you imagine the letter from Clinton? "You are lying. I never had sex with that woman, she blew me ok. She had sex with me not me with her. But you lie for partisan reasons. By the way you also never defined what is is, so that is bogus too." #25thAmendmentNow
— Fay Craig (@TheRavenFay1) December 17, 2019
Spoiler alert: The #trumpletter is not something innocent people write.
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) December 17, 2019
#TrumpLetter "Trump to Pelosi"
Then on #ImpeachmentEve, he said he was doing all this so it will never happen to another POTUS again.
Then he demanded Nancy to cancel his own #Impeachment
Should we call in the Coach 😢
HAHAHA HAHAHA pic.twitter.com/msFKYwmv92
— Christoper Michael (@Chris39962442) December 17, 2019
Just tried to read the #trumpletter to #Pelosi. I stopped in the middle of page two. 🤦🏽♀️it’s like a girl who sends a guy an extremely long txt during an argument and the guy just reads the last sentence. Pelosi would be the #MVP if she just wrote a letter back that said “K”.
— R O C H E L L E (@RochelleRitchie) December 17, 2019
Can you imagine the letter from Clinton? "You are lying. I never had sex with that woman, she blew me ok. She had sex with me not me with her. But you lie for partisan reasons. By the way you also never defined what is is, so that is bogus too." #25thAmendmentNow
— Fay Craig (@TheRavenFay1) December 17, 2019
Too many big words in that letter. He had a staffer or WH counsel ghost write that clusterfuck. #trumpletter https://t.co/5d7JzedWLs
— Jedi Clampett (@ClampettJedi) December 17, 2019
Trump stated that "more due process was afforded to those accused in the Salem Witch Trials."
I'm confused. I must have missed the part of the congressional hearings when they threw him in the water tied up to see if he floated.#TrumpLetter
— St. Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) December 17, 2019
"More due process was afforded to those accused in the Salem Witch Trials" – DJT
Salem Witch Trials "due process": Dunk 'em in water, if they float, kill 'em.
Trumps due process: Repeated offers to have witnesses speak on his behalf and exonerate him.
Idiot.#trumpletter
— Holly (@bigolgiraffe) December 17, 2019
Pelosi's first reaction to Trump's letter. "I don't have a reaction. It's ridiculous," she told me. I asked her why no reaction: "I mean, I haven't full read it. We've been working. I've seen the essence of it. It's really sick." pic.twitter.com/pPhvsb0axh
— Manu Raju (@mkraju) December 17, 2019
DEAR DEMS:
The #TrumpLetter isn't for you.
It's for his MAGA voters.
They speak his language.
He speaks theirs.
It's a language spread by rightwing media.
Until you get that, nothing will change.
— Peter Daou (@peterdaou) December 17, 2019
The Trump Letter to Pelosi. Shakespeare reviewed it best.
“it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.”#TrumpLetter— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) December 17, 2019
Donald Trump to Pelosi:
He finally provides a document that offers proof he needs to be impeached.
A rambling incoherent letter illustrating his instability, mentioning the Salem Witch Trials, her abuse of power, and not praying for him… #ImpeachmentEve #Trumpletter pic.twitter.com/HKzypb5z4K— Bob Marsdale (@BobMarsdale) December 17, 2019
The #trumpletter is not grounds for impeachment. It is grounds for the 25 Amendment NOW. Any future damage or lives this man causes rests on those who have the power to stop him and have sworn an oath they need to uphold. History will not judge them well – and neither will we.
— Auntie (@AuntieTeaches) December 17, 2019
The Unabomber wrote better than what’s in that letter. Truth.#trumpletter
— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) December 17, 2019
Read #trumpletter as if Saddam, Kim Jong Un or Gaddafi wrote it. I'm serious. Just do it as an experiment. It's the deranged, fevered, conspiratorial rage rant of an authoritarian. https://t.co/lbrAOgCz47
— Wajahat "Abu Khadija" Ali (@WajahatAli) December 17, 2019
Honestly, the letter to Erdogan was better. #trumpletter
— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) December 17, 2019
It is ridiculous. It reads like a scorned lover admonishing his partner and pointing out how wonderful he is. The guy is a joke.
— Christine T. (@mambatuley) December 17, 2019
I thought the same thing! While reading it I was picturing a terrible partner just going balls to the wall flipping out on their ex as their relationship ends.
— RandyGiles (@RandyGi61529548) December 17, 2019
— Kimberly Simmons (@kimsimnyc) December 17, 2019
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