Maybe you didn’t catch it–I sure didn’t, no doubt because I was too busy yelling at the TV screen–but at last night’s Republican debate, Dr. Ben Carson was asked if he would indeed bolt the GOP and run as an independent, something he hinted at earlier this week. To which Carson replied that he had spoken with GOP chairman Reince Priebus.
Only when he said it, it came out as Reince Pubis.
Social media lit up like the proverbial overlit Christmas tree you see on your neighbor’s yard. Here’s some of what was dished out in response to Carson’s flub:
"Spoke to Reince PUBIS" https://t.co/n6vtOTfeCZ
— Lisa Rowe-Nice but not Civil (@txvoodoo) December 16, 2015
Reince Pubis: literally the only mention of sexual health all night #GOPdebate
— Emily Crockett (@emilycrockett) December 16, 2015
As a surgeon, of course, Ben Carson treated many injuries and illnesses of the Reince Pubis.
— Spooky Doyle (@sadydoyle) December 16, 2015
As I die of radiation sickness in the bombed ruins of Trump's America, a smile touches my lips. "Ben Carson called him Rance Pubis…"
— Matt "The Dang Deficit" Christman (@cushbomb) December 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/676978229685714948
Bush/Pubis 2016
— Evan Jenkins ?? (@ejenk) December 16, 2015
Always be sure to wear clean underwear and Reince your Pubis in case you get in an accident. #ReincePubis #GopDebate
— Nurse Patriot ❌ (@LANURSE1) December 16, 2015
He's not wrong. Rinse Pubis is good advice.
— Anomynous Tweeter-1, LLC (@KagroX) December 16, 2015
The only way Carson and Priebus can ever overcome this slip of the tongue: Both of them have to join the witness protection program and have their names changed. Otherwise, millions will be Reincing their Priebuses for years to come.
h/t AddictingInfo
