WATCH: Jesus Hilariously Quotes the 2016 GOP Candidates


Jimmy Kimmel recently decided to have a little fun with Jesus and the GOP candidates.

Since the candidates like to go out of their way to talk about their faith, Kimmel decided to have Jesus Christ quote the GOP candidates considering:

God is a very important part of the primary election.

The hilarity of course is that Jesus would never make comments such as:

“The fact is that we need appropriate vetting, I don’t think that orphans under five should be admitted into the United States at this point.”

“I would bomb the sh*t out of them; I would just bomb those suckers.”

“The other thing is, with the terrorists, you have to take out their families.

Even those who do not practice Christianity understand that Jesus’ message is one of peace and love. Though the GOP believes they somehow own Christianity, Jesus likely would not be quoting any of them.

Watch Kimmel’s brilliance here:

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