How often do we really stop and consider the name of anything these days? It’s a fast-paced world, and each of us often feels overwhelmed with all of the information coming at us from the Internet, television, printed publications, and even our friends and family. With that in mind, I thought it would behoove all of us to look more closely at what things are called, and how we react when we see those names. Here are what I consider to be 10 of the worst company names ever used. No doubt when you see some of these you’ll wonder, as I did, “What were they thinking?“.
1. Siemens
Yes, I know it’s spelled differently from the one that pops into your mind, and I also know this is a huge corporation, but was no other name available? And, if it’s a family name, couldn’t that have been changed?
2. KidsExchange
All of us with children have probably wished there was a place where we could exchange our kids when they act up. Sadly, this is not the place. And yes, I did look to make sure.
3. Fifth Third Bank
Sorry, but I’ve never been all that good at math, so this is even more confusing than it should be. What is a fifth of a third? Too late! My brain already hurts.
4. Badcock Furniture
Um, was this not noticed when they started the company? Like Siemens, if it’s a family name you could either change it or refuse to use it as the name of your company. This does not need to be on the front of ANY business.
5. Herpes Pizza
You probably think I’m kidding. Sadly, I’m not. I guess this is the one pizza you carry with you like luggage and share with all your most intimate friends.
6. Hooker Furniture
Do they sell more than beds?
7. S&M Family Outlet
Hmm….sounds like the kind of place you would want to visit while wearing leather pants and a dog collar. Think I’ll pass.
8. FuKing Restaurant
I’m sure it loses something in translation from Asia to America, but does anyone want to be responsible for saying this out loud when your date asks where you’re taking her for dinner? However, it might be a huge hit in New Jersey.
9. Well Hung Curtains
The size of the curtain rod apparently matters. But it is necessary to advertise your blessings?
10. Knobs & Knockers
Willing to bet this place is the most popular store in any neighborhood.
