OMG! Did I really see a buck-naked guy walking down the freeway? Yes! And it isn’t just any guy. This is a cowboy striding against traffic on Michigan’s I-75 in a snow storm – totally exposed! (See video below.)
You might wonder how I can tell this big boy in the buff is a cowboy. It isn’t from his cowboy boots. They’re gone, and the socks, too! No, I can tell because the gentleman is wearing a cowboy hat with his birthday suit.
And he’s wearing an attitude that says:
“Little doggies (or cows ? or cars, in this case) get out of my way! I’m coming through. I’m tough – so tough that the cold doesn’t faze me. Better than that, I’m so tough I can do it without clothes!”
Maybe he is a nudist cowboy. When I look closely at his picture, I believe I can see a tan line at his waist. Really, I was only doing research!
Or maybe he had a fight with his girlfriend. One of those:
“If you’re going to be that way, I’m going to tear off all of my clothes and walk home naked.”
“Fine! Go ahead.”
“Alright! I will! Just watch me!
And so our nude cowboy wins the battle, but he may lose the war. Traffic looks pretty heavy in the snow.
I suspect the stripped cowboy just had a really bad day. We’ve all had them ? where everything goes wrong. He probably ran over a humongous screw that caused his tire to go flat. Then he found out the spare was flat, too. So he pulls over and buys a new tire he can’t really afford today.
And then a couple miles down the freeway, he runs out of gas. I’d probably go naked at that point, too. (On second thought, no I wouldn’t.)
This we know about the risks the stark naked cowboy has subject himself to. He might get creamed by an SUV driven by someone who has had a really bad day, too. And if so, he will die without his boots on those frozen tootsies.
Here’s the video, posted on YouTube by?Francis Gojcaj:
