One man tried getting some Valentine loving in early; however, his date was pretty chilly in response to his advances.
Yea, I know. I couldn’t help myself.
A 26-year-old?Domonique Smith was arrested on Feb 9 by Columbus Police in Columbus, Georgia. He was initially arrested after being found in possession of a stolen bicycle from the Hill Watson Peoples Funeral Service. After investigating further, police made a pretty disturbing discovery.
Columbus Police Maj. Gil Slouchick:
“The results of our investigation and the forensic examination gave us probably cause to believe that this individual had indeed sexually assaulted a dead body.”
Police were vague on details of what type of sexual assault occurred. The victim’s identity was not revealed although CBS 12 News reported the family had indeed been informed.
The funeral director of Hill Watson Peoples Funeral Service did not share very much information with the Ledger-Enquirer; however, he did state:
“We hold our families dear… We look for the best protection and security for the families we have served in this community for 65 years.”
Smith?has plead guilty to the charges of burglary, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, and other charges. He will also be appearing in court on Monday for the charge of necrophilia. According to the Ledger-Enquirer, necrophilia carries a prison sentence of 1 to 10 years.
I remember having some pretty lonesome Valentine’s Days. At the time, I probably would have done anything to see some flowers on my doorstep, a card, anything.?Let’s scratch that, however. I would have done ALMOST anything. I kind of draw the line at necrophilia and also incest. I do feel bad for Smith though. With most likely going to prison, his love life is going to be pretty dead.
I know. I know. I’ll stop now.
