You simply cannot make up stories like this one, no matter how you try.
A pig in Shelby Township, Michigan escaped from its owner and proceeded to act in a very swinish manner, running around the town and then expressing his displeasure after he had been taken into custody.
Deputy Police Chief Mark Coil briefed reporters on the loutish behavior of the pig in question:
?You would never believe it. Just when you think after 25 years in the business you’ve seen it all, you get a call from a shift commander telling you that we have corralled a pig.?
The incident unfolded Wednesday afternoon when the pig escaped and began to terrorize the neighborhood. A woman called police to report that she was doing yardwork when the swine began running towards her, chasing her into the front yard before being distracted by a ball.
Coil continues the saga from there:
?Officers responded and were able to detain the pig and get him in the back seat of the patrol car. Realistically, the pig didn’t give us much trouble. We used a dog pole that we would use for a dog at large and were able to corral the pig and take the pig into custody without any problems whatsoever.?
No problems, that is, until the arresting officers arrived back at the station and found that the pig had left them a present in the back of the car. Deputy Chief Coil:
?Well, lets say the pig either out of excitement or otherwise felt the need to use the back seat of our patrol car as a bathroom.”
And despite what they may have wanted to do when discovering the pig poop in the back seat of the car, the Shelby County Township Police Department did not serve pork chops, sausage, or bacon for dinner Wednesday evening.
Watch A Video Of The Porky Terror On The Shelby County Township Police Department’s Facebook Page:
https://www.facebook.com/ShelbyTwpPolice
