Donald Trump Has An Announcement To Make About His Hair Before He’s Elected

Image by DonkeyHotey via Flickr.
Image by DonkeyHotey via Flickr.

Yes, that glorious hair that fills us?with much joy – and confusion – will change if Donald Trump is elected president.

Trump recently revealed at a campaign event?in Iowa that he would make changes to his luscious locks.?But we have to elect him before that happens.

?I would probably comb my hair back. Why? Because this thing is too hard to comb. I wouldn’t have time, because if I were in the White House, I’d be working my a** off.?

What a sight that would be. Can you imagine life without Trump’s light, fluffy hair that moves with the wind? But he’s going to have to work pretty hard if he wants that to happen. After all, he has made some pretty nasty comments about Mexican immigrants. In case you need a reminder, here’s a snippet from his?speech announcing his run for presidency:

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

This speech caused many Mexicans to retaliate. One man decided to start making Trump pinatas, and they appear to be a big hit. What could be more fun than hitting a crazy billionaire with a stick? Did I mention he’s been married three times yet still believes only traditional marriages should be legal?

If nothing else, he can go back to being an occasional guest on sitcoms like he was when I was a kid. That’s pretty entertaining, right? Right?


Angela Hilliard is a 30-something gal who doesn't feel a day over 15. She'll happily spend hours watching cartoons, playing video games, and reading comic books. She graduated from Oakland University in Michigan with a BA in English and is currently a freelance writer.