In today’s case of “Mind your own damn business,” an 82-year-old woman in Wisconsin called police and reported that she heard her neighbors having sex and chanting, “ISIS is good, ISIS is great.”
The woman’s claims turned out to be unfounded, and no arrests were made, but police did encourage the woman to call back if she heard similar chanting in the future.
A local TV station touched base with the Brown Deer, Wisconsin, police chief, and the chief, hoping to add some levity to the situation, tweeted a response that set off a firestorm on social media:
@Eric_Steckling @BrownDeerWIPD @CBS58 maybe taking see something say something a little to far?
— Chief Kass (@browndeerchief) December 22, 2015
Then viewers of the TV station got involved, proposing their own theories on the incident:
@CBS58 They might have been role-playing as Egyptian gods. Isis is probably *very* good!
— Old, but Pretty™ (@DannyDangerOz) December 22, 2015
These neighbors should scheme the things they'll shout from now on. "We're smoking weed! Living together unmarried!" https://t.co/yOkDnW8DWl
— All Hallows' Steve (@NotAnotherSteve) December 22, 2015
https://twitter.com/KentuckyBlacc/status/679123742782550016
@CBS58 perhaps she misheard – Ike this is good???
— Sharon Dennis (@sddphoto) December 22, 2015
@CBS58 @AdrianChen How dare someone steal my safeword.
— Gremliny Nussboo (@emilynussbaum) December 22, 2015
Nothing to see here. Everyone just go about your normal business. And try not to call the cops unless there really is a danger.
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