If you want to know who to blame, the finger should be pointed to the good folks at HuffPost Comedy. Yesterday they posted this work of genius aimed directly at Donald Trump:
Please save your excuse
Whether profuse or obtuse
Let's all begin tweeting
It's #TrumpDrSeuss(RT'ing the best!) pic.twitter.com/iPQA5kSD9U
— HuffPost Comedy (@HuffPostComedy) October 13, 2016
Now, just 24 hours later, #TrumpDrSeuss has practically consumed the collective consciousness of the social media world. Some of these are pure poetry, not to mention damn funny:
You cannot touch me here or there
You cannot touch me anywhere!
I do not like your tiny hands
I do not like them orange man!
#TrumpDrSeuss— April Resists ♿️ (@AprilDelRario) October 13, 2016
Call me the Grinch. Just look what I've got!
I never pay taxes. And my daughter is hot! #TrumpDrSeuss @HuffPostComedy— Laurie Crosswell ?️ (@lauriecrosswell) October 13, 2016
I will not accept his racist plan. I will not accept it from this man. I will not accept it in my land! It's not who I am. #TrumpDrSeuss
— D'?blocka (@deeperfectgem) October 13, 2016
How the Trump stole Your Neighbor's Goddamn Minds #TrumpDrSeuss pic.twitter.com/Wz00ZY2G8R
— Spencer (@comeadey) October 13, 2016
Grab a woman on a train
Grab a woman on a plane
Just barge on in, no need to knock!
It's not assault, just locker room talk! #TrumpDrSeuss— Notorious L-I-Z (@LizzyRichards24) October 13, 2016
He face was burnt orange
His wealth was a farce
Yet Republicans voted for him
Because their values are sparse
#TrumpDrSeuss— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) October 14, 2016
Green Eggs and Tan #TrumpDrSeuss @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/Mv1w4pIvcl
— Jillian (@Pheramuse) October 13, 2016
I hate the Latinos!
And I hate the Blacks!
But mostly, I hate women
who try to fight back.— JH (@JBHinOC) October 13, 2016
The Cat as his Hat #TrumpDrSeuss pic.twitter.com/BkoGneakq0
— DKT (@darleneturner53) October 13, 2016
And will you succeed?
Yes you will indeed!
Zero taxes. 18 years.
Guaranteed!#TrumpDrSeuss pic.twitter.com/bCte4zWm44— Richard Hine (@richardhine) October 13, 2016
White Fish
White Fish
White Fish
White Fish#TrumpDrSeuss…caviar.
— Ben There (@LievensATweet) October 13, 2016
You know you want to head over to Twitter and try your hand at one of these, so go ahead and you might see your tweet in a future article on Liberal America.
Featured Image Via the Huffington Post