Rand Paul announced his run for presidential office in 2016 the other day. We had a lot of fun with Ted Cruz’s campaign slogan, but now it’s time for the good ole’ boy Rand Paul to take his shot at the spotlight while we test some Rand Paul campaign slogans.
"Vote me into the White House so I can erode government, because nothing makes a house stronger than termites!"
— Pandora's Daddy (@sircraig01) April 8, 2015
Be a Real Contrarian, Vote Meaninglessly–Libertarian#RandPaulCampaignSlogans
— Unstable & Smartish Suzanne (@expatina) April 7, 2015
With LIberty and Just Less for All#RandPaulCampaignSlogans
— Unstable & Smartish Suzanne (@expatina) April 7, 2015
I'll put Putin in his place #RandPaulCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/TmYk1zvjUO
— Jeff Gauvin (@JeffersonObama) April 7, 2015
#RandPaulCampaignSlogans I know I can't win intelligent voters, but for everyone else, I'm Ted Cruz without the religion
— Risky Liberal (@RiskyLiberal) April 7, 2015
Government small enough to fit inside your uterus.
— Lex Alexander (@LexAlexander) April 7, 2015
Yes We Can*#RandPaulCampaignSlogans #CantStandRand
*(Disclaimer: This may have been plagiarized from another campaign)
— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) April 7, 2015
For people who thought Michele Bachmann's health advice was "too sciencey." #RandPaulCampaignSlogans #CantStandRand
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) April 7, 2015
Return To 1950's Normalcy#RandPaulCampaignSlogans
— MutherBear (@MuthrBear) April 7, 2015
We Can't Handle The Truth!#RandPaulCampaignSlogans #CantStandRand#p2 pic.twitter.com/CQBdILej8c
— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) April 7, 2015
"If you're male & white & straight, go ahead! Discriminate!" pic.twitter.com/OnWFXzFcu8
— cassandracarolina (@cassandra17lina) April 7, 2015
Have you seen the other clowns running? #RandPaulCampaignSlogans #CantStandRand #YouCruzYouLose
— Adam (((Shah))) (@AdamShah1972) April 7, 2015
Libertarian: pro- war, pro-restricting women's medical choices, anti-immigration. Wait. What's my philosophy? #RandPaulCampaignSlogans
— Adam (((Shah))) (@AdamShah1972) April 7, 2015
https://twitter.com/danarel/status/585459239335792640
I'm different from the rest of the GOP field. First, my name is Rand. Second, uhh… there must be something else #RandPaulCampaignSlogans
— Adam (((Shah))) (@AdamShah1972) April 7, 2015
And here’s a few of my own:
- Stop laughing……. No I swear I’m running…. If you don’t stop I’m calling my dad #RandPaulCampaignSlogans
- Reaching into the poor’s pocket to give you more money #RichPeopleForRandPaul
- Prosperity is only one rich, straight, and white male away #RandPaulCampaignSlogans
No matter which one we choose, the slogans are bound to be funny. Also, no matter what road Rand Paul take, it will be tough one.
