If you managed to make it through Donald Trump’s speech on Tuesday night without retching or losing your dinner, then you deserve something to lighten the memory of the moment. How does the Onion live-tweeting the speech sound?
Let me answer that for you: Awesome! Take a look:
Trump Supporter Turns Off Speech To Get Early Start On Immigrant Hate Crimes #JointAddress
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) March 1, 2017
Immigrant Family Turns Up TV Volume To Hear Speech Over Sound Of House Being Vandalized #JointAddress
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) March 1, 2017
Trump Pauses To Let Irony Of U.S. Defeating Fascism In World War II Sink In #JointAddress
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) March 1, 2017
Trump Pauses To Sign Excited Congress Member's Copy Of 'Mein Kampf' On Way Out Of House Chamber #JointAddress
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) March 1, 2017
When Trump got to the section of his speech on repealing and replacing the Affordable Care Act, there were some great lines. Not from Trump, but from the Onion:
Paul Ryan Frantically Motioning To GOP Not To Get Too Excited About Repealing Obamacare #JointAddress
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) March 1, 2017
Cancer Patient In Guest Seat Dies During Standing Ovation For Obamacare Repeal #JointAddress
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) March 1, 2017
Trump: 'While I'm On The Topic Of Healthcare, My Daughter Ivanka Has A New Weight Loss Solution She'd Like To Tell You About’ #JointAddress
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) March 1, 2017
And let’s not forget the reaction from Democrats in the House chamber:
Elizabeth Warren's Hands Accidentally Make Contact While Feigning Clapping #JointAddress
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) March 1, 2017
Bernie Sanders' Fists Unclench For First Time Since Trump Entered Room #JointAddress
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) March 1, 2017
Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless the Onion.
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