Why George Zimmerman Can’t A Get Life Insurance Policy

George Zimmerman has done it once again. You remember him, he’s the guy who shot and killed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in 2012. And even though Martin was unarmed, the killer got off ? and keeps getting off. I don’t get it. Maybe the guy who sold him a life insurance policy had a slither clause in it.

According to Raw Story,

“He said in March that he?had a clear conscience?in the shooting, which he described as part of God’s plan.”

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Zimmerman – A Life Insurance Reject. DonkeyHotey

Zimmerman Involved In Shooting

Is ?that a clear conscience or a lack of conscience? And would that be God’s plan or a?life insurance?policy from hell? Zimmerman is a loose cannon for sure. Monday afternoon in his home state of Florida, he was involved in a shooting where he was wounded.

However he was not shot. Zimmerman’s lawyer?told the Associated Press flying shards of glass from his car’s windshield cut him. According to WFTV-TV, the injuries were serious enough that he went to the hospital for minor facial injury treatment then he was released.

The man who emerges with nary a scratch, has been involved in an ongoing dispute with another man, and police attribute the incident to ?road rage.?

A witness said that the shooter came up to him and said,

?I just shot George Zimmerman, call 911!??

Apparently the gunman was in his vehicle and saw Zimmerman doing his trademarked move – waving a gun, so he shot at Zimmerman first, according to CNN executive editor Ram Ramgopal. Either the guy was a bad shot or Zimmerman is bullet-proof as part of ?his deal with the devil.

The man who called 911 said,

?This is very crazy. I mean it took me 3 or 4 times to comprehend what he was saying.?

Coincidentally an ambulance just happened to be close. Witness Ricardo Berrare said of Zimmerman,

?He walked normally into the ambulance, so he wasn’t being helped or nothing.?

Z-man’s truck window has a bullet hole in it, but witnesses say it might be from previous disputes.

Police Chief Steve Bracknell said Zimmerman was fired upon by the other driver but apparently did not return fire. The gunman is cooperating with the police, but the man who has apparently made a deal with the devil walks right through trouble is staying mum.

Zimmerman Surrounded By Trouble

Zimmerman skates past all charges. A jury acquitted him in the 2012 death of Trayvon Martin by claiming he acted in self-defense. The Justice Department’s civil rights division?investigated Zimmerman, but there was insufficient evidence for federal criminal charges. Since then, he was arrested three times?on domestic violence charges.

But in Zimmerman’s charmed life, each of the three victims recanted. Another driver accused him of threatening to shoot him?in 2014. And even though the man called 911 to report the incident, he decided against pressing charges. I wonder why.

Zimmerman And Right-Wing Media

And of course, the right-wing media is all over Zimmerman’s escapism.

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Zimmerman probably wishes he had purchased self-defense insurance for himself. But ? seriously ? who would insure this gun-crazy or just plain crazy sleight-of-hand gunman? Oh, right, the devil.