Some Fun Facts About Ted ‘F*ckface’ Cruz (Video)

Last night on “Real Time With Bill Maher,” the host was noting that Us magazine had recently done a list of “25 Things You Didn’t Know About Hillary Clinton. Included on the list was the factoid that the former Secretary of State says she puts hot sauce on just about everything she eats.

Maher said the Clinton list made him long for one about Ted Cruz, but since Us hadn’t yet done one, he decided he’d come up with one himself. Here’s some of the items on the Cruz list:

  • “I spent my entire freshman year of high school stuffed in a locker.”
  • “My nickname at Princeton was F*ckface.”
  • “I named the stick up my ass, ‘Hank.'”
  • “Mirrors don’t show my reflection.”
  • “I smell with my tongue.”

When you have candidates like Ted Cruz and Donald Trump running on the GOP side of the 2016 election, it makes the job of comedians like Bill Maher so darn easy.

Catch the entire Ted Cruz list by watching this video:

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