Great news, fellow liberals! Trump has announced that he will retire from public life if he loses the primary. This is all the more reason to go VOTE! Keep him far, far away from the Oval Office.
He is still confident that he will win the primary, but we won’t see him again if he loses. It’s like a kid announcing he is going to go hide and pout if no one wants to play with him.
He said:
“They fight like hell for six months, and they’re saying horrible things, the worst things you can imagine.”
Look who’s talking. He’s been saying bad things about EVERY other group… for months! He also said that the losing candidates that go on to praise the winner are hypocritical. No, Donald, that is called losing gracefully.
Right now, Trump is leading in delegates, but he has to reach 1,237 to win the nomination. If all three candidates keep going there will likely be a brokered convention in July in Ohio.
Donald Trump, Jr. said that Cruz can’t win unless he bribes delegates. I guess the Trump children don’t know much about being a good sport. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
No matter which candidate gets nominated, all the GOP candidates are still losing in polls against both Democratic candidates.
Trump has been lying the whole campaign, so he may be lying now as well. Politico announced over 60 lies that they have found. He was caught lying over 71 TIMES in a one-hour CNN Townhall event. Yes, 71 lies in an hour! I shouldn’t be surprised, but that must take some skill to actively lie for a full hour. I guess I just don’t have that kind of filter.
Hopefully, he isn’t lying about retiring as well. Keep your fingers crossed, everyone!
People on Twitter are having fun with this announcement. Here are some of the best ones:
How can he leave public life? One dumb remark after the other. Does he just sit up all night thinking more… https://t.co/QmJPnlHPzM
— Cat Nochella (@catnoch) April 25, 2016
https://twitter.com/phillycuellar/status/724426867516821504
Seeing that he's been totally full of SHIT his whole public life, why should we believe ANYTHING that man says??? https://t.co/w9FikgGnrF
— Steven Wells (@LiberalGent) April 25, 2016
I will give a party!!!!! Not to ever see this bastard again will be wonderful!!! https://t.co/iUJV5GIbnA
— Kitty Caldwell (@KitToTheKat) April 25, 2016
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