Donald Trump is a big fan of conspiracy theories. He has, at various times, tried to claim that President Obama isn’t an American citizen (wrong!), alleged that he saw Muslims in New Jersey celebrating on 9/11 (wrong again!), and that Ted Cruz’s father might have been involved in the assassination of President Kennedy (wrong, wrong, wrong!).
Now we have longtime Trump friend and advisor Roger Stone (who once worked in the Dirty Tricks department of the Nixon Administration), going on the Alex Jones radio show and warning that Hillary Clinton may have him killed.
This all started yesterday when fellow nutjob right-wing tinfoil hat wearer Gary Heavin, who was also a guest on Jones’ show, asked Stone if he feared for his life because he was:
“Standing up to a machine that has a trail of bodies as far as you can see.”
Stone assured Heavin he had “increased his personal security” and then added this bit of bullcrap:
“If in a couple weeks they tell you that I committed suicide because I was depressed or if I get hit by a truck while crossing the street or if they tell you I was killed in a freak hunting accident, don’t believe it. Hillary Clinton’s the major perp and she needs to be exposed.”
If in a couple of weeks we hear that Roger Stone has committed suicide, we’ll know that his conscience–provided he has one–finally drove him over the edge. If we hear he was killed in a freak hunting accident, we’ll know he was hunting with Dick Cheney.
Oh, and we’ll also breathe a sigh of relief because there will be one less jerkweek walking the face of the earth.
Here’s Stone on the Alex Jones show for your amusement and disdain:
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