This election is a ginormous clusterf***. It is scary that the unhinged Republican nominee, Donald Trump, actually got his nomination. We have seen plenty of insults lobbed at this narcissist, volatile, lying, bigot, racist, misogynistic douche. There are many snarky Twitter users commenting about him and about the election. I’m bringing you some of the funniest tweets about this election.
1. This has been true for the last year…
It's 1:10 PM in Washington DC and Donald Trump is still a major threat to the free world.
And he has small hands.#DumpTrump— AntiTrumpBot (@AntiTrumpBot) August 2, 2016
2. A perfectly valid question…
Should we ask foreigners to do our email hacking or should we bring those hacking jobs back to the USA? #AskTrump
— Becki Saltzman (@BeckiSaltzman) July 27, 2016
3. Never forget…
Trump would be jealous is someone was sexually harassing his daughter because we all know #donaldtrumpwantstobanghisdaughter
— Carter "I Pee Outside" Reid (@zombiejunky) August 2, 2016
The sexist ass has said that he would be dating his daughter if she wasn’t his daughter. He very awkwardly felt her up at the Republican National Convention two weeks ago.
4. Bahahaha!
Those tiny little hands can't even hold a damn thigh? #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #DonaldTrumpWantsToBangHisDaughter https://t.co/l9DeVaCUUe
— C.J. Walton (@CJShootsLife) August 2, 2016
5. A new portrait
#asktrump how rare is this Pepe @realDonaldTrump @ericbolling pic.twitter.com/62luq2lwa6
— Jared Larson (but spooky?) (@Jar_Lar) June 30, 2016
I think this is a great likeness.
6. Sounds like something he’d do…
@realDonaldTrump are you going to implement a purge if you're elected president? #asktrump
— $ (@spelllls) June 9, 2016
I hope he hasn’t watched those movies. He may take them as political advice.
7. I know we’re tired of it.
Do u ever get tired of your own voice? #AskTrump https://t.co/SKfCTKyksT
— snoop -iwnw- (@SnoopPuggyPugg) June 3, 2016
Vote blue! No one wants to listen to his voice for the next 4 – 8 years. The thought of it is too scary.
8. For my nerdy peeps…
https://twitter.com/danielmcfadin/status/755274894477107200
This is a Star Wars reference.
9. He sacrifices so much…
Obeying incest laws #TrumpSacrifices #DonaldTrumpWantsToBangHisDaughter
— Craig Wilkins (@KeswickPinhead) July 30, 2016
10. Rhymes FTW!
Everybody look at me.
I'm as stupid as can be.#Trumpcampaignslogans— bill sparks (@billsparks4022) July 1, 2016
This is some nice original poetry.
11. This…
#TrumpCampaignSlogans "Because a real man would be too much for you, so settle for Trump."
— SpideyTerry (@SpideyTerry) May 21, 2016
12. Yes!
'If I only had a brain.' #TrumpDebateExcuses pic.twitter.com/qzTGANwCs6
— The Pixel Factor (@ThePixelFactor) August 1, 2016
He needs way more than a brain.
13. This explains a lot
#TrumpDebateExcuses
a medical condition
Scrotum Negativitis
(no balls)— Jon Hartmann (@jonhartmannjazz) August 1, 2016
I knew it!
14. He must be dry cleaning his white sheets as well…
https://twitter.com/TrumpStink/status/759939785280528386
15. He sacrifices so much for us!
https://twitter.com/svikasha/status/760530513878581248
16. He kicked a woman with a crying baby out of a rally today
From one big baby to another. Maybe Trump gave up his bottle today? #trumpsacrifices https://t.co/M43l0iK8WN
— Maddy Smith (@MaddyMcSassy) August 2, 2016
17. Trump really has sacrificed a lot…
#trumpsacrifices Humanity, integrity, common sense, good taste, rational discourse, grammar…
— Philip Emeott (@philipemeott) August 2, 2016
18. This is accurate
@realDonaldTrump #trumpsacrifice #TrumpSacrifices pic.twitter.com/Qlqx1ihqag
— Dancing_Mari (@mari_isabel) August 2, 2016
19. Hahahaha!!
#TrumpSacrifices Threw back out lifting inheritance check
— The FOY (@mikeagostino) August 2, 2016
20. Boo-hoo
#TrumpSacrifices Reduced tithing at church by $5; tough times. Fires people with lights off to save electricity. Now uses Colgate; no Crest.
— ??Eric 〽️Hermanson (@anti_quark) August 2, 2016
21. Did he really just say that?
Regretted not serving while enjoying every luxury of not serving.
##TrumpSacrifices https://t.co/U3jZa5HvAj— Artemite (@panny2112) August 2, 2016
Yes, he did.
22. Poor baby
https://twitter.com/Wifimaterial007/status/760519242638725120
23. This is amazing!
Donny Wonka & The Hate Factory #DonaldTrumpTheMovie #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #50shadesoforange pic.twitter.com/mjn9Fzd1ln
— Sarah McSkim (@theRealMcSkim) August 2, 2016
24. His sons are gross, too
"She was asking for it. A strong cheetah would never allow itself to be subjected to getting shot." –@EricTrump pic.twitter.com/0df30bELnW
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) August 2, 2016
25. OMG! I’m dying!
New Campaign slogan " I wish I could quit you Vlad". pic.twitter.com/dTFyxTDKLI
— Tim Flannery (@TimFlannery2) August 2, 2016
26. I agree
This election cycle we are all the "David after dentist" kid.
Is this real life? Is this going to be forever? #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
— Leah Walters (@leahawalters) August 2, 2016
27. Yes! Deadpool!
Let's keep Trump's tiny hands AWAY from the nuclear codes shall we?#NeverTrump #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #ImWithHer pic.twitter.com/IUxTZvVzKF
— "Still With Her" Cam (@CamD1991) August 2, 2016
28. Trump shouldn’t be judging anybody for anything
"They don't write good" -Donald Drumpf Yeah, he wrote that. ? #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain https://t.co/CSCH4XqDWE
— Marivi ?? (@TrendyCards) August 2, 2016
29. Burn!
You need to learn to speak gibberish when you're speaking to and about an idiot like @realDonaldTrump #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
— The Snarky Alien ? (@SnarkyAlien) August 2, 2016
30. Burn about his man parts!
If you don't debate Hillary @realDonaldTrump then it's true… You have a little dick and no balls. #DebateHillary
— Done Being Nice ??? (@milleronia) August 1, 2016
31. Whoop Whoop!
R u holding ur breath & stomping ur feet during these tantrums you fucking thin-skinned, petulant man-child #ShowYourTaxes
— The Bitch Has Spoken (@The1stBitch) August 2, 2016
32. Bok bok bok! Chicken!
he is what he eats, CHiCKEN. #debateHillary #showyourtaxes
— Diane Sheehan (@Diane_Sheehan) August 2, 2016
Run that burn under a cold tap.
Bonus! Video about the tax returns!
ok your his accountant? #showyourtaxes https://t.co/Isq3uQztzE
— DON'T JUST TWEET,OR HASHTAG VOTE NOV 6, ? (@enviablewoman) July 27, 2016
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