The Republican presidential nominee, Donald Trump, has been saying stupid sh*t during his entire campaign. He read an “apology” from a teleprompter at a rally, but that was determined to be complete BS. There have been plenty of people speaking out against this a-hole. I’m going to provide you with a huge list of insults you can use when talking about this nominee.
1. “Internet Comment Troll”
I have to start the list with one from Jon Stewart.
2. “White Kanye”
Bill Maher made this quip when talking about Trump’s ego.
3. “Dangerous Totalitarian Opportunist”
Mikhail Baryshnikov, the ballet dancer, gave us this apt description of The Donald.
4. “Empty-Headed Moron”
Martin Sheen provided us with this gem.
5. “He’s Despicable”
David Letterman said this one.
6. “Tornado Mouth”
Donald Trump. Your A Tornado Mouth that his full of Lies. Leaving Damage with Insults and stupidity.
— The Resistance Party (@ResistanceParty) August 20, 2016
7. #fucktrumpet
This hashtag deserves its own slot on the list. Here are a few examples:
Don't be a #fucktrumpet
— Don't be a … (@Dont_Be_A) August 5, 2016
Wanna hear noise pollution?? #RNCConvention #Melania #fucktrumpet
— Jessalyn Wanlim (@jessalynwanlim) July 19, 2016
8. “Sentient Enema”
Jonah being insulted by being called a "sentient enema" is the hardest I've laughed at something on TV in years. #Veep
— Ghosty Gator ? ? (@ATSPodcast) August 17, 2016
9. This Is All Of Us Right Now
https://twitter.com/cogito_247/status/767095546846863360
10. This Is Punny
https://twitter.com/r8trqtpie1971/status/767095472867520512
11. He Works So Hard To Be An Asshole
Just in: Trump didn't realize Intelligence was needed to understand the Intelligence Briefing. #TrumpSacrifices pic.twitter.com/wD4O1LRcqr
— Michael Dutcher (@michaeldutcher) August 18, 2016
12. From The Troops
Gooood evening, Donny! @realDonaldTrump#TrumpSacrifices pic.twitter.com/EbXbMzdact
— RC deWinter (@RCdeWinter) August 14, 2016
13. Never Forget!
don't forget that #DonaldTrumpWantsToBangHisDaughter pic.twitter.com/3ZITWD0aqu
— Roy_Cohn's_Ghost (@RoyCohnsGhost) August 5, 2016
#donaldtrumpwantstobanghisdaughter #cheetomussolini #cinnamonhitler pic.twitter.com/8CSiQqtFwZ
— Never Forget #boycottwynn (@NOMOREAFTER44) August 12, 2016
14. Johnny Depp
Depp perfectly quipped that The Donald is a “brat.”
15. He’s Making America Hate Again
Lena Dunham and America Ferrera gave Trump a takedown at the Democratic National Convention.
Lena Dunham, America Ferrera skewer Donald Trump, say he's 'making America hate again.' https://t.co/vXY9hGw5un pic.twitter.com/zdkexDFKw2
— ABC News (@ABC) July 27, 2016
16. Dayum! J.K. Rowling!
How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. https://t.co/hFO0XmOpPH
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 8, 2015
17. Anthony Bourdain
I’m thinking a #Trump-Seagal ticket would be tremendous. The supernova of non-credible hair alone makes it unstoppable! Putin's on board!
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) December 17, 2015
18. Don’t Drink It!
#ImWithHer #DumpTrump #Hillary2016 #NeverTrump #TrumpsDangerous #Trumpsajoke? #TrumpFails? pic.twitter.com/awftslX1wk
— ?❤️??ʟɨʟֆɦǟռռօռ⚢?️? (@LiL_SHAZZY) August 20, 2016
19. Coward
https://twitter.com/JerryOD/status/760301738935001088
Very NSFW!
20. Dildos
My #dildos come in 3 sizes.From biggest to teeny they are: 1.Buggered by Beer Can, 2. Sexy Sausage & 3.Fingered by #Trump. #Anal #TrumpJokes
— The Polite Sadist (@ThePoliteSadist) August 14, 2016
21. True
Everything I've ever said @realDonaldTrump #trumpjokes
— Joey Grant (@_joeyjojojoe_) August 12, 2016
22. This Whole Segment
I know it’s old, but John Oliver did a great job at skewering The Donald.
23. Colbert’s Takedown
24. This Special
https://twitter.com/PaulMealor/status/765073493444689920
25. His First Pick For VP
#Iwasblockedfor– @deelight360: #WhenTrumpIsElected this will be his VP pic.twitter.com/YxpuxUpKce
Shared via TweetCaster— Know your Rank (@deelight360) May 12, 2016
26. Twitter Reform
“Believe Me”-as president, I will tear down Twitter 140char restriction -Yes, will do it for next presidents-“Believe Me”#WhenTrumpIsElected
— naheedmk (@naheedmk) July 30, 2016
27. Things That Are Safer Than His Rallies
Breaking up with a witch #saferthanatrumprally
— katherine jones (@hotkittykitty) July 16, 2016
Sprinkling glitter in your eye #SaferThanATrumpRally
— AliciaMarie (@ShortyHardbody) July 14, 2016
Being the only black person at a KKK Rally #saferthanatrumprally
— AliciaMarie (@ShortyHardbody) July 14, 2016
Playing Pokemon Go in the middle of a busy highway.#SaferThanATrumpRally
— Skyler I. Lukas (@skygant1889) July 14, 2016
28. Naked Trump
This monstrosity:
Maybe they should just line up a bunch of these along the border. I'd turn back. #NakedTrump pic.twitter.com/eJfPHvZFt0
— Gary Foss (@garyvfoss) August 19, 2016
29. Boom!
Seriously, I don't want Trump anywhere near the nuclear codes. It's just that simple.#ImWithHer pic.twitter.com/4a4IHFslQJ
— R. Saddler – Vote! November 6th (@Politics_PR) August 17, 2016
30. Biden-Style
Joe Biden says Donald Trump is 'not qualified' to know the nuclear codes. https://t.co/OKSmVL8PHx pic.twitter.com/O1uVYUpyN9
— ABC News (@ABC) August 16, 2016
Featured image via YouTube screengrab.
