Don’t feel bad if you missed last night’s Vice Presidential debate between Tim Kaine and Mike Pence. All in all, it was pretty boring stuff. Both men tried to aim upward at the nominees for President, and at times both were talking over the other, so you understood almost nothing either was saying.
But one person who did watch every single second of the VP debate was the Cheeto Headed one himself, Donald Trump, and some of the comments he posted are right out of the Twilight Zone:
Before the debate even began, Trump had this to say about CNN:
Wow, @CNN is so negative. Their panel is a joke, biased and very dumb. I'm turning to @FoxNews where we get a fair shake! Mike will do great
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2016
Then why exactly was he even bothering to watch CNN in the first place? Also, CNN has several Trump acolytes on their panels. Does that mean Trump thinks they’re dumb? Guess it takes a dummy to spot another one.
"@RoadkingL: @mike_pence Wow, Kaine couldn't go 12 seconds without a lie. Marines and military are scared of the liar running. #bengazi"
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2016
Yeah, and we all want a deranged madman to be in control of our nuclear arsenal. Nice try, Donald, but swing and a miss.
"@Susiesentinel: #pence is so much more likeable than Kaine #cbsnews @realDonaldTrump"
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2016
Actually, Pence didn’t look likeable as much as he did constipated. He kinda had the look on his face of a man who hasn’t taken a good dump in weeks.
"@Jnelson52722: @realDonaldTrump @Susiesentinel Kaine looks like an evil crook out of the Batman movies"
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2016
Project much, Donnie? Everyone knows you’re the crook who doesn’t pay taxes and loves to stiff people who do work for you when it comes time to pay them.
"@TeamTrump: .@mike_pence & @realDonaldTrump are PROVEN job creators and are prepared to bring JOBS BACK to the American people!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2016
This is laughable. The last time Trump created a job was when he hired his third campaign manager in six months. And Pence has been a disaster for the economy of Indiana. In March, The Times of Northwest Indiana reported that a U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis had ranked Indiana 38th in per capita income for the third year. Mike Pence is even on record as being against raising the minimum wage to $7.25 an hour. Apparently he’s never tried to live on starvation wages.
.@mike_pence and I will defeat #ISIS.https://t.co/oCIIDwtptV #VPDebate
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2016
Yet Trump will not tell us what his plan is to defeat ISIS. Probably because it’s stuck up his rear end, just like his head.
CLINTON’S CLOSE TIES TO PUTIN DESERVE SCRUTINY:https://t.co/wPYm5vQoyt #VPDebate
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2016
So do Trump’s ties to Putin and the Russian mafia. How much money do you have invested in Russia, Donald? How much do you owe to Russian and Chinese banks? Billions? Tens of billions?
Hey, what can you expect from a man who is still convinced he won his first debate with Hillary Clinton? Hopefully she will clean his clock again on Sunday evening.
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