Warning: This piece contains adult language.
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has run his entire campaign on scandals. After this weekend’s scandal surrounding the Access Hollywood audio, his campaign seems to be falling apart around him.
He made another flub at a rally in Florida. He told the audience to go out and vote for him (which is already a mistake)… on November 28. We already know he can’t work a microphone; I guess he can’t read a calendar either. To be fair, calendars don’t have pussies for him to grab.
Trump said:
“There’s never been anything like this, so go and register, make sure you get out and vote Nov. 28.”
The statement came after he was telling the audience that their voter registration deadline had been extended due to Hurricane Matthew hitting South Florida.
Trump failed to mention that Florida’s asshole Governor Rick Scott didn’t want to extend the deadline at first.
Later on in the speech, Trump did give the correct election date, November 8. By then, Trump’s mistake had already gone viral.
So, this "Trump tells supporters wrong day to vote"… there's a reason November 28th is on his mind. It's his court date. Well, one of them
— Alexandraah! Scarin’ (@alexandraerin) October 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/alluringnovels/status/786041865254506496
There’s a reason that Trump has November 28 on his mind. It is the date that he is supposed to go to trial for the Trump University scandal. This is the lawsuit saying that he defrauded a lot of students on promises to help them get rich just like Trump has.
This could prove to be serious if Trump were to win the election and then have to go to trial. Not only would the entire planet be in danger, but it could cause some constitutional challenges. He would have immunity from the lawsuit. As president, he can’t be sentenced for it. That’s why the slimy nominee pushed back the date. He stiffed people out of tens of thousands of dollars. He would use the office of president to avoid having to pay for the lives he ruined.
Remember to vote on November 8.
Updating the calendar and Election Day is officially on the wall https://t.co/5GCGKy3Gc9 #OHHillYes #OHVotesEarly pic.twitter.com/hLQx0A3uLi
— Andrea Patton (@andreaspatton) October 12, 2016
Watch Trump’s epic fail here:
I think the pressure may be getting to him pic.twitter.com/WTi3lH3DRV
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 12, 2016
Featured image via Twitter.
