Our President-elect Donald Trump is a washed-up reality star and a “businessman.” For the entire campaign season, we have all been making jokes about his hairstyle and his orange skin. Now, one of his former stylists has come forward to tell us about his hair.
Amy Lasch, a 52-year-old hairdresser who worked on The Apprentice, says that Trump doesn’t go to professional stylists. He gets his family to help cut his hair. She also said his blonde dye-job is a “calamity,” and he uses way too much lacquer.
After just a few styling modifications, Trump's Hair Force One is ready and waiting for him. #PresidentTrump pic.twitter.com/aGzWXkMCP4
— President of Ireland (@IrishPresident) November 10, 2016
She dismissed the rumors of Trump wearing a toupee or wig when she said:
“He has really long hair and he combs it back straight.”
I guess he doesn’t have a guinea pig on his head after all. He doesn’t need to pay the Humane Society adoption fee for it.
Lasch also said:
“He does it himself. It is real and it is his hair – he doesn’t have plugs.”
“… When I looked at the back of his hair I could tell it was not a hairdresser cutting it. It was scary. It was just cut in a straight line.”
In case you were wondering, this is probably how Trump combs his hair:
Apparently, he’s somewhat picky about how his hair is handled. Lasch said:
“He used a spray with a stickiness to hold it in place. It was not up to me to change what he looks like – I couldn’t do that in a few minutes on a set.”
“I would take my comb and point out what I would like to fix and he would normally fix it himself.”
Maybe he will change it now that he’s the President-elect. Then again, maybe not:
“I did comb the back and did the sides a bit. But everything was solid. It was matted to stay put. I tapped it with my comb and it would bounce back.”
In the meantime, we can keep talking about his hair. We can still “Trump” our cats as well:
BREAKING – Donald Trump has appointed his White House cat: pic.twitter.com/PhKSwsxZg1
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) November 16, 2016
Here is a tutorial for how to get your own Trump mane:
https://youtu.be/PyxNafOuIeA
Featured image via Twitter.
