We are all disappointed by the election results. However, this might cheer you up. Amazon has a large selection of gag gifts featuring President-elect Donald Trump.
1. Talking Pen
For the Trump lover in your life. Press on his hair to see what comes out of his “yuge” mouth. It has eight different sayings for you to enjoy. The pen would probably be a better president.
2. Trump Toilet Paper
Have you ever wanted to wipe the smirk off of Trump’s face? Well, now you can! Get your own Trump toilet paper. One reviewer aptly said:
“This is the best toilet paper ever. I mean, there’s never been a better toilet paper. This paper is big league. It’s so big league that it’s braggadocious. This paper will make all women flirt with you either consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected. This paper will, without a doubt, make pooping great again I tell you. Pooping will be the best, I can promise you that.”
3. Make Drinking Great Again
Just replace those Coke cans with beer (or something stronger) and it will be perfect. Also, it comes with stickers, so you don’t have to put the saying on it if you don’t want to.
4. This Is Just Weird…
Yes, you can now get a gold plated bill with Donald Trump’s face on it. In case you want to stare at Trump’s face on some gold money….
5. Welcome To Our Home…Unless You Support Trump
Let all of your guests know exactly how you feel about our President-elect.
6. You Too Can Have As Much Money As Trump Does
That’s right! Trump is giving away his whole fortune. You, too, can brag about money you don’t have.
7. Now, This Is Just Frightening
If you really want to scare people, just order and put on one of these things.
8. Ear Protectors
We needed these a long time ago. Protect your ears from Trump’s bullshit.
9. For The Alcohol You Will Need During A Trump Presidency
Keep this handy whenever Trump speaks.
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10. The Perfect Addition To Your Desk
Make your desk supplies great again with this pencil or pen holder. Donald Trump’s ass will help you keep your writing utensils at the ready for you. It also doubles as a paperweight.
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