Well, holy big fat baby. How can this guy possibly be the one moving into the actual White House?
Seriously.
Some of us have been saying for months now that Donald Trump has the emotional IQ of a sixth grader.
The man falls apart every time anyone criticizes him. He has had complete nut cake meltdowns over CNN, “Saturday Night Live,” and even the super stuffy “New York Times.“
Trump is an immature middle schooler.
The Huffington Post reports that, like every whiny adolescent in the entire developed world, Donald Trump is complaining to the grown ups that he wants to be able to use his very own cellphone after he moves into the White House.
Apparently, the President-elect, the man who is about to take over the most demanding, serious, life-or-death job on the entire planet, is worried that his aides are going to take away his cell phone.
Why, you may ask, would the leader of the free world be so attached to his Android device that he is making a public statement about it?
Huh.
All you have to do is ask any young teen in the world.
Any parent who has ever threatened to separate a not-yet-fully-formed young person from his or her communication device has been met with this statement:
“But I wanna be in touch with my friends!”
Please read the above quote with the most obnoxious whiny voice you can muster. That is what Donald Trump told his aides when they said he might need to give up his device.
This guy clearly never wanted to actually be the President of the United States.. He just wanted everyone to vote for him.
You know. Like homecoming King.
Trump does not want to live in the White House. He asked very early on in the transition if he could just stay in his penthouse at Trump Tower. He has already said that he doesn’t want to vacation at that boring old Camp David place where countless U.S. Presidents have gone to relax.
Nope. He will vacation at one of his own resorts, thank you. That way the money paid for Secret Service Protection will go to him, AND he will be in his own snuggy little safe place where he can use all of his toys.
If only he could keep his own cool Android phone with the neato Star Wars case. Then he could keep up with all his pals on Twitter.
Watch President Obama, an actual adult, talk about Trump and his Twitter addiction:
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