Poor Sarah Palin. She endorsed Donald Trump early in the 2016 campaign but has yet to be awarded with a plum job in exchange for her loyalty. But that may be about to change.
At Wednesday’s daily press conference, press secretary Sean “Whiny Spice” Spicer was asked about a rumor that the failed half-term Alaska governor might soon be appointed as Ambassador to Canada. Though he didn’t confirm or deny the suggestion, Spicer did say:
“We have no additional ambassador nominations or announcements to make on that front. I’m sure at some point we will have soon.”
Hmm…that’s nice and cryptic of you, Sean. Thanks for all that great information which turns out to be very minimal.
The idea of Palin being our representative to Canada isn’t all that far-fetched when you consider that the eternally dense Palin once bragged that she could keep an eye on Russia because she lived in Alaska, telling Charles Gibson in 2008:
“They’re our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.”
If Palin is indeed named as Ambassador to Canada, don’t be surprised if the Canadians immediately begin construction of a wall between them and the United States.
Just the thought of Palin being ambassador is meeting with stern resistance from residents of our neighbor to the north:
Sarah Palin as ambassador? Well that would show how little Steve Bannon and his pal @realDonaldTrump think of Canada https://t.co/Js4B2Qseah
— Charlie Angus NDP (@CharlieAngusNDP) February 8, 2017
This is entirely because Sarah Palin can see Canada from Alaska, isn't it? https://t.co/9DzQzMnthR
— Jamie Lendino (@jlendino) February 8, 2017
it would make a great 22 minutes sketch but it's really terrifying
— Laste (@MckinleyLynaya) February 8, 2017
Oh dear God no. No no no.
— Alison Smiley (@gwynskid) February 8, 2017
Appointing Sarah Palin as the US ambassador to Canada is, like, ultimate trolling.
— sara belgium (@sbelg) February 8, 2017
Dear Mr. Trump: Rather than appoint Sarah Palin as ambassador to Canada, please bomb us. Signed, all intelligent life in Canada. #killmenow
— Doug Youmans (@dippedbanana) February 8, 2017
Sarah Palin ambassador to Canada? Our 2 official languages are French and English. She will have to learn at least one #canpoli pic.twitter.com/G0UwKkNDsU
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) February 9, 2017
"BREAKING NEWS" Canada to issue travel ban, on US citizens named Sarah Palin.
— Bill Robertson (@BillRobertson_) February 9, 2017
Sarah Palin is being considered for job as ambassador to Canada. She's presently on a flight to Europe to meet with us. #sarahpalin
— Rob Willcott (@advantagephysio) February 9, 2017
As much as we love our Canadian friends, we’re hoping you’ll do us a solid and take this dolt off our hands for a year or two. We’ll owe you big time. What do you say? If you like, we can even beg on bended knee. Please? Pretty please?
h/t Addicting Info
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