Ted Cruz Wants To Ban Self-Love. His College Roommate Has The Perfect Response


Ted Cruz is widely known for his puritan views towards sex. Despite having been caught with a prostitute.

Cruz’s college roommate has been dogging him on Twitter for months now, and it is HILARIOUS! Craig Mazin has tweeted numerous times about what Cruz was like back then: things like his body odor, laziness, and for creeping on women.

Cruz has always had backwards views on women and abortion. He even insulted a friend in college whose mother had an abortion saying that she was “going to hell” and calling her a “whore.” He has also said that he would force women to carry their rapists’ babies if he were elected. Here is some insight into what the real Ted Cruz is like:

https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/388711507413831680

When asked about whether or not Ted Cruz has changed since college, Mazin had this epic response:

https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/388722808252948480

Apparently, Cruz wasn’t the cleanest person:

https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/686242368928874499

When asked about whether or not Ted Cruz is a liar, Mazin had this to say:

https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/718105529218805760

Here is another gem. This is his response to the question of Trump or Cruz:

https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/718103945713823744

Here is the worst one yet! Ted Cruz went after people who masturbate when defending an attempted dildo ban in 2004, saying:

“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship”

When Cruz was the Texas solicitor general, he wrote a 76-page brief about banning these “obscene” devices. The Appeals Court told Cruz to take a hike in 2008:

“An individual who wants to legally use a safe sexual device during private intimate moments alone or with another is unable to legally purchase a device in Texas, which heavily burdens a constitutional right.”

Here is what Mazin thought about Cruz wanting to ban masturbation:

https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/720259227067920385

Featured image by DonkeyHotey via flickr, available under Creative Commons 2.0 license.

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