If you weren’t reading tabloids in the 80s and 90s (and most smart Liberal Americans weren’t), you may not know all the intricacies of the Donald Trump family tree.
Now that we’ve heard the voices of all of his kids (except little Barron’s voice) from multiple marriages, let’s piece it all together.
- Donald cheated on Ivana with Marla, so he and Ivana divorced.
- Marla got pregnant, and she and Donald got married two months after Tiffany was born.
- While Donald was separated from Marla, he met and began dating Melania.
- He’s had three wives, five children, and now has eight grandchildren.
- Fun fact: reportedly, Barron speaks fluent Slovenian.
- The rearing of Donald Jr., Ivanka, and Eric was outsourced.
Here you go, courtesy of Vox.
